Another day, another religious scandal…
Neighbours of Homestead, Pennsylvania, became suspicious last Friday when they saw a naked man step out a car. When the police arrived at the scene, they found a 61 year-old pastor in the back seat, and a nude man tied up like a turkey in the front.
Imagine trying to do a three-point turn in more knots than pair of Apple earphones.
But George Nelson Gregory, who is a Christian pastor claims: “Police have it all wrong.” What, y’all making people act out their sins while they confess them to ya now?
“I was just counseling him”, Gregory tells KDKA-TV about the horn dog bound in nylon ropes. Uh-huh, and I was just “trying” the 14 ecstacy tablets my dad found in my pocket on my 18th birthday.
“It did turn strange… but I was adamant that I was not participating in that way.”
But that’s not what he told the police, rather that they “meet up from time to time, to play with each other.”
Gregory continued to deny the accusations, “but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing.”
OK, and we’ll just wait for God to come down from the Heavens to testify.
Ooh father, you better get saying them Hail Mary’s.