If you thought anal bleaching was whack, y’all gonna choke on penal bleaching. Which apparently has become a ‘thing’ amongst the gays of Thailand, who are whitening their willies. Guessing  bit of Colgate wouldn’t do the trick, then?

Reportedly 100 men per month are flocking to the Lelux Hospital to have the procedure done, with a majority belonging to the LGBT community.

Although the hospital already offers a skin lightening service, they’ve recently expanded to alter the colour of patient’s giblets, too!

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 Those interested can snag a bargain of five sessions for $650. We pay more than that for

“We have to be careful because it’s a sensitive part of the body,” said Bunthita Wattanasiri, the hospital manager said. Yeah no shit sherlock, be a bit odd if there’s Thai people running around trying to get laid with albino cocks.

But since Thai media reported on the procedure, the numbers of those interested has gone up in droves.

Be careful y’all… We’ve all seen the results of drastic skin bleaching!