In a plot twist that nobody saw coming, apart from one of their son-in-law’s, the real-life Grace and Frankie team up to confront their cheating husbands. Although in this case, the two men were sleeping with each other!
This is according to a woman sat in an airport bar, eavesdropping on the ladies’ convo. Naturally, she took it upon herself to live-tweet the entire incident, and it’s best comedy-drama since the Netflix show itself.
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925443262491578368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.queerty.com%2Ftwo-women-realize-husbands-sleeping-together-set-off-epic-journey-confront-20171105
The women have never met until this moment. “Hopefully I’ll gain a sister in you if I lose my husband.”
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
One of the women has an extreme couponer’s amount of gum in her purse. “You can’t yell at someone with bad breath. My dad taught me that.”
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
I am going to live-tweet the fuck out of my eavesdropping.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
“Why can’t they be honest? There’s no need for cockamamie stories and secrets. I don’t care if there gay. I care they lie.” ?
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925445296078942209
I’ve never seen a 50+ year old white lady snap gum with this much vigor. Shot lady: “My daughter’s boyfriend thought my husband was gay.”
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
“I thought he was an asshole. I guess he’s just clairvoyant.”
She ordered another round.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
One of the women has a grandson. They’re sharing pics of their kids’ Halloween costumes. Shot lady: “Our husbands should be Bert and Ernie.”
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Gum lady is laughing but also crying. Shot lady is my fucking hero. She’s patting her on the back and humming to the Sammy Hagar playing.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot Lady: “There’s a Netflix show about this.” SHE SAID IT! SHE FUCKING SAID IT. GUM LADY HAS NEVER SEEN IT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
“Jane Fonda is on it.” “Oh, I don’t like her.” … “Have you seen this video of a baby hippo?”
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot lady wants to go to the terminal. Gum lady wants to finish her wine. I want them to stay with me forever.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot Lady: “Why are they playing soccer on TV? Did they forget we only care about racist baseball & bad football?” OFFICIAL. SPIRIT. ANIMAL.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Gum lady is breathing really heavy. “I’m so glad you still have a sense of humor. I’m struggling to hang on to mine.”
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot Lady: “Our husbands are fucking, or we’re both insane. Either way, were going to be okay. I promise.” ADOPT ME SHOT LADY.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Gum Lady: “At least my husband’s boyfriend has good taste in women.” Shot Lady: “Yea. You’re pretty okay too.” THIS IS 100% GRACE & FRANKIE.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot Lady: “We can do this.” Gum Lady: “You’re right. We can.” Shot lady pounded something dark. They have left me.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
If your names are Jeffrey and and Richard and you’re on a “business trip” in Chicago…your wives are coming for you. And they’ve bonded.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
AND THEN THEY OPENED A BUSINESS SELLING VAGINAL LUBRICANT. RIGHT? RIGHHHTTT????
