After finishing second installment of Stranger Things it’s fair to say we had some QUESTIONS: Will Eleven return (again)? Is that the last of the Upside? And what exactly is in Joe Keery’s pants?

OK, it’s probably not that much of a mystery, but let’s look into the evidence just in case. It also explains how Keery, who plays Steve, managed to bag the girl over Dacre Montgomery.

I mean, GURL, he brought you flowers AND bulge burst out of that super-tight 80s denim. Keeper!

And WAIT… Isn’t that the same stylist that was airbrushing abs onto Dacre Montgomery? Yeah, we seriously want her fucking life.

We love you too, Steve. You’re forgiven. Now get your cock out.