He may have a seven-figure bank account, but… Oh no, wait, we’re done.

Bastian Yotta, the flashy German tycoon, who allegedly spends $100,000 a month on parties, cocaine, cars and shopping trips, seems cannot afford to keep his trunks on. Bastian was papped emerging from the sea, Bond-style, only letting it all hang out.

Apparently the cosmetics tycoon and his wife were hounded out of Germany for being too flashy, so they moved to Beverly Hills. If the Louis Vuitton shoe fits…

Yotta allegedly throws sex-fuelled parties where girls come and go all night… Thank God we look fishy in drag.

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He also posted this rather revealing snap to his Twitter…