15 YEARS AGO. That’s how long it’s been since trashy shitshow Footballer’s Wives was on our screens. (FUCK, we feel old).

For our readers that aren’t familiar with the show, Footballer’s Wives is an epic British soap opera-style drama that was a hit in the early 00s, around the same time as the WAG-saga. (Y’all remember that?!)

It’s bit like The Real Housewives series – only scripted! (Well, even more scripted).

Whether you were in the mood for sex, death, betrayal, cat fights or casual male nudity: you were always leaving satisfied. And OK, yes, they’re haircuts were bad – but they were clearly still spinning on 90s style.

Ben Price was always keen to get his kit off…

Eagle-eyed viewers managed to spot Gary Lucy’s D in this shower scene…

Marcel McCalla was in on the act too

Of course, there was THAT hoover scene…

Marcel McCalla’s secret gay love tryst with Ben Price made for plenty of fleshy viewing…