He may make his living wearing designer clothes, but french model Charles Laurent Marchand looks so much better out of them. And thankfully, he seems to be aware of that, which is why his Insta stories play out like daily prick teases. We’re especially fond of these shower snaps, ’cause you know we don’t want no scrubs, but a scrub-down is something different entirely…

Marchand captioned the snap: Bubbles Beard Day, but we don’t think anybody was looking at his face.

Also, in case you missed him BBQ-ing… Here’s his thick buns and potentially burnt sausage: