If you thought you’d had all the booty, body and bulge you could handle from ESPN’s 2017 Body Issue, you better not put the Kleenex away just yet. American footballer Zach Ertz – who is a tight end for the Philadelphia Eagles – is just another one of the hunky sportsmen that the ESPN team have reeled in and stripped off. Ah, tight ends, so hard to find these days.
And HONEY, you better put on some over mits, ’cause these buns are HOT. Alas, this tight end is straight, and features with his wife in the editorial… DAMN. *Shakes fist at sky*