In a modern oasis in the desert outside of Madrid, hundreds of hot boys gathered for WE Party’s Sundia (that’s Spanish for watermelon – although we’d far rather sink our teeth into some of the crowd). They even handed out free pieces of the fresh fruit – which when giving out snacks at an event was probably a good call considering a number of the crowd would be bottoming later.

Fabrik, situated about half hour drive from the city (TIP: don’t let Uber mug you off for 130 bar when a standard taxi is a third of the price), was flooded with scantily-clad queens pre-gaming for the big World Pride Madrid weekend. And if that was just the pre-game you can only imagine what will go down on the main day.

We really do have such a tough job sometimes…