Gay rap artist from London, Karnage has unveiled the ultimate sket theme tune, Hoe Diaries. Karnage, who we chatted with last year, ventured onto Cock Lane (no, seriously) to film the video for his lyrical little black book. And we have to admit we’re finding it totally catchy.

“And if he’s down, let him and Reece double tag me, met him on Insta when he double-tap me” are just some of the millennial masterpiece lyrics.

Karnage goes on the instruct his listeners, “Be a HOE, BITCH!” Oooh chile, you don’t gotta tell us twice! *Flings knickers into the Thames*