Maths teacher-turned-model Pietro Boselli has finally taken our advice and got in the fucking sea. J/k, Mr. Boselli. You know we’d let you spank us with a ruler for putting gum in Stacey’s hair.

The Spanish stud posed for a couple of nude shots, using only the ocean to cover his modesty. She always getting in the way, that Mother Nature. Boselli flaunted bold white bits, like he’d been sunbathing on a George Forman. But you know we’re a sucker for white bits. They remind us of making mistakes in Gran Canaria.

We’re not sure if he can swim or not, but it looked like Pietro had a floatation device of his own. BOUY-OH-BOUY!