Back in the day, it used to be streakers flashing the flesh during the matches, but it seems the footballers themselves have taken on that role now. Including handsome Italian midfielder, who proved he like playing with balls off-pitch, too. We can’t tell you the exact story behind the images, as obviously we just pulled them off Tumblr. But try this narrative on for size:

Federico is chatting to some easy chick on Tinder. Not realising he’s touching himself in the process, his friend (fortunately holding a camera), jokes that he’s trying to find his bits. So he pulls them out to prove him wrong. Then they have a jerk-off session at the back of the bus. The End. 

If that’s the tour bus, we’re dying to see what happens in the locker room…