URGH, talk about first world problems. Having to fit your juicy ass into a pair of tiny swimwear is just about as first world as they come. Well, apart from that Keith Carlos couldn’t get his dick in his pants. Apparently his name is Greg Jameson. And he’s a porn star, so if you’re wanting to see more than just booty, you know how Google works. Although we’d rather watch this in slow rewind, so it looks like his ass is spilling out, rather than ’bout to be imprisoned.

Greg Jameson at @randyblue

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