Everybody knows that when you go to a beautiful and warm country it’s an opportunity to throw on the skimpiest speedos and turn up the thirst on your Instagram to dial 100. And though Pietro Boselli may be modelling for the likes of Moschino, he’s just like the rest of us. Only infinitely, more ripped. And obviously has an assistant following him around all day taking pics, although to be fair in the Philippines you can probably get an 8 year-old factory worker to do that for a dollar.

Hey, we’d do it for free…

Primordial forces forever in action

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Sand on my face

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Always say yes and it'll echo back

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From bed to pool ??

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Imminence

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Zucchini shake ?

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Good office today

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