DAYM. Jason Statham be up here like a fine wine, getting all better with age and shit. Just about to turn 50, Jason proves he’s still got it as he poses shirtless for the cover of the latest issue of Men’s Health. No wonder Rosie’s up the duff, she gotta be spreading them legs like Lurpak. He just got that look about him, you know, wouldn’t wanna meet him down a dark alley, but if you did you’d make sure the knickers were to the side.

Speaking about his ‘hardman’ image: “Ha! These public labels, the things the media like to paint you as, I don’t really look at them. I see myself as a pretty standard sort of chap, really.”