All the way from Oregon, Christian Hogue made into the pages of Vogue Espana – and with a jawline chiseled by pro carpenters and a body-ody-ody from the Greek Gawds, it’s easy to see why. Other notable campaigns from the model include Nike, Armani and Abercrombie. He’s also a former footballer and gymnast – and you know what that means boys: he likes playing with balls, and he’s bendy.

Well, the 6’2″ model may be lean af, but there’s one part of him that’s fat. BLOOP.