50 Shades of Gray masochist and Irish hunk Jamie Dornan could be wearing a condom on his head and we’d still be wet. But his recent transformation from quaffed cutie to skinhead hottie is igniting a fire in our loins we haven’t experienced before. He may know what he’s doing with those whips and chains, but now he really looks like he’s gonna fuck you every which was since Sunday. He’s giving us Wentworth Miller, Tom Hardy and a little Britney 2007.

But it’s not the first time the former-model has had the chop…