A controversial Ghanaian Bishop has claimed that God has blessed him with special powers. I mean, you thought turning water into wine was impressive, this guy reckon he’s can turn chipolatas into Cumberlands. Daniel Obinim has been getting very hands-on in footage that has emerged online, where he moves around a group of men tugging on their genitalia.

Looks like CCTV from the dark room upstairs in Barcode. But, to say what everyone’s thinking, do these Ghanaian men really have issues with small manhood? Getting greedy, wanting some extra inches and all they got was molested. On his channel Obinim TV – he says: “If you do not like the looks of any part of your body, come to me, what do you want that I can’t offer?” Really, girl? Can you rub those holy hands on my face and make me look like Zac Efron?

Apparently, Bishop Daniel was accussed of whipping teenagers for being sexually promiscuous (which he’s now facing charges for). See kids, and herein lies a valuable lesson, you can touch as many dicks as you want – as long as it’s not skin-to-skin it’s not a sin.

We think we’ll wait for the success stories before we go rushing for his services.


[H/t: Gaily Grind]