DAMN! If reality star Joss Mooney’s bulge shot was too much for Instagram to handle, we bet he’s given them a cardiac arrest with this latest shot. A sneak glimpse into his upcoming calendar, and we’re ready to hand over our £9.99 right now. The Ex On The Beach star was serving up Sex On The Beach.

We so happy today is our cheat day, because we’re indulging in that CAKE. Forget the library, the Bakery is open. Mhmm, pass mama a napkin.

Shame you don’t bottom… Or do you?