What is about a man in uniform that turns otherwise rational people into cock-hungry ‘shag down an alley’ hoes? We’re not sure, but we’re right there with you. When the Police Service of Northern Ireland uploaded shots of Bobby Singleton of Belfast, it was clear they wanted you to pay attention. The copper – who bares more than a passing resemblance to Ben Affleck – was filming a video about health and safety ahead of Vital Festival – but the focus seemed to be much more drawn his good-looks. And, as we’re sure you can imagine, the puns came in their droves, resulting in a full-blown thirst thread.



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