You know when they call it ‘fast food’, but then you’re waiting forever? Yeah, dun know, hurry up bitch I’m starving, if I wanted to wait for forty minutes I’d have gone to somewhere a little more substantial. OH, but while we’re on the topic of substantial. Here’s something definitely more substantial than a Big Mac. And we’re guessing he was waiting for more than you expect to make this vid…

OK, so sometimes we are glad that fast food isn’t as fast as we expected. But we never received a toy like this in our happy meal…

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