Imagine a world where straight people spoke like gay men… YASS QUEEN? Or, no hunty?

That chick sitting at the foot of a tree, “anyone got any G?” (Firstly, I love her).

But is that a different world from the world we live in? I’ve seen countless fag hags do that, although granted their usually sitting on someone’s living room floor. Maybe the hags in the US don’t get stuck in like the Brits.

I think this video can successfully conclude that we are RIDICULOUS. If you don’t understand some of the terms in the video, check out our guide to hook-up slang below: