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We’ve drifted in and out of this year’s Celebrity Big Brother like a boring history lesson taught by a fit teacher in tight trousers. You know, one minute you’re so unenamored you’re daydreaming, the next minute there’s something stirring in your pants. Austin and James’ ‘bromance’ (would that be what we call it?) is the only thing that’s kept us interested – kind of. But things got a bit more intriguing when Austin stripped James of his towel, leaving him naked on the floor – like Natalie Imruglia.

As happy as we are to see James starkers, we feel like these two are doing a Michael Hoffman and prick-teasing us ’til we explode. But hey! You can’t always get what you want in life… we’ll settle thus far. Thanks Attitude!

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