Remember watching Cruel Intentions as a sexually confused teenager? Telling everyone you fancied Sarah Michelle Gellar but was really bashing one out over Ryan’s nude scene? Watching Reece Witherspoon get in the pool, like bitch, why you wasting time with small talk? Grab the D, girl! Well, our former-crush proves he’s still got it… At 40, Ryan Phillipe looked as tasty as he did ten years ago. Them V-lines got us fanning our crotch like it’s on fire.

Hollywood we’re begging you to start throwing some more (nudity inclusive) scripts this man’s way…


That gremlin in the background screw-facing because he’s walking away from her