Dan Osborne

Never one to keep his clothes on, Danny O reminds us why we fell in love (or at least noticed him) in the first place; shirtless selfies. Thankfully he still fits in the gym between having a kid. It would be a travesty to let a child get in the way of those traps.

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Joey Essex

Another TOWIE cast-off, brainiac Joey is so smart he forgot to button up his shirt. Yay for low IQs.

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Rob Lowe

Sporting toned dad-bod, Rob Lowe’s looking good for 50. Although, can we be a little put-off by the lack of body hair. Leave that to the teens. Dad bods always look better with a little fluff. And drop that fugly medallion type, it’s bordering Peter Stringfellow.


Rio Ferdinand 

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Liam Hemsworth

We actually can’t cope with those guns…

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Rob Thicke

Misogynist and date-raper Robin Thicke, hasn’t fallen off the edge of the planet it seems. Might be a bit of douche, but still reasonably fit. Roofie us up, babe.

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Vince Vaughn


Ex On The Beach Boys

They may be sleazier than a cum-covered sling at the Hoist, but give the meat heads their due – they’re bodies are on point. And we can’t wait to see them losing even more clothes (and dignity) in this year’s Ex On The Beach!




Now, with tongues…