Remember when Calvin Harris was first unveiled as the face and dick of Armani underwear? Everybody was like, girl, what? Where’d he come from? And now the international DJ is proving his transformation was for good. And it’s now become abundantly clear exactly what T-Swift (Ellie G and Rita B-Ora, too) see in him. Don’t get us wrong, he drops a decent beat too – but dropping his jeans is much more enjoyable. Ain’t no track ever gonna be as tasty as them thighs.