Everybody who has eyes, knows that Miley Cyrus has an allergy to clothes. It’s like, girl, you wanna shock us? Put on a sweater and take a bath. In a move, not dissimilar from Kim Kardashian’s naked cover, it doesn’t take a genius to know that she won’t be breaking the internet any time soon. She just confirms everybody’s issues with her hygiene by snuggling up to a pig and actually being grubbier than it.

We’re not knocking you for creating a charity dedicated to homeless LGBT youth – we’re applauding that – it’s far more than Kim K has done. And we’ll always love how candidly she speaks about herself, (“so I was standing there with my tits out”). But allow the pig. And it looks like she’s giving him the heimlich maneuver.