16 YEARS. WOW. Now, thank makes us feel fucking old. Cruel Intentions was a classic. A classic that unclassics most classics. Sarah Michelle Gellar moved from every favourite teenage boy’s fantasy (heroine) into the sassy bitch he thinks he is when gets hooked on cocaine and sex for the first time. And while we were all pretending that she was still our ‘dream woman’, Ryan Phillipe provided the eye candy we actually desired. The one-liners slated (pun intended), the soundtrack was totally epic and even the extras were casted perfectly.

Today, the female stars reunited:

*Clutches pearls*

But if that wasn’t quite enough, SMG and Selma Blair recreated their infamous kiss (you know that film that taught you how to kiss)…

It looked like when you go out with your girls and they have a few too many shots and you’re just like:

“OK, WHENEVER YOU GIRLS ARE DONE…”

Milking it? Perhaps. But were we loving it? 100%. Somebody write an entirely new film with the same dark undertones and these three hags. We would pay MONEY.