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WAIT, WHAT? After years of waiting, repeatedly being told that the franchise was deader than Britney’s hair extentions – has mother-hen SJP just confirmed that there will in fact be a another instalment, making SATC the first trilogy where the protagonist skirts around NY in Jimmy Choo?

Sarah Jessica Parker had this to say: “Well. I guess the cats out of the (little brown) bag. As usual, we will keep you posted on every detail as we are able. I’m under strict gag order until then.” which was posted with this image to her Instagram account:

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For a while Kristin Davis has been hinting at a third film, saying “We’d all like to do it again. We want to do it!” – and of course they do – it’s not like any of them have any ground-breaking, Oscar-nominated roles being passed their way, and SATC became a total phenomenon towards the end. So it seems the quartet will gather one more time for a huge raking of your money your guilty pleasure! Better skip to it girls, nobody’s getting any younger and if it’s not released soon it’ll just be like watching an X-rated episode on the Golden Girls.

Ain’t nobody wanna see grandma’s pussy being sloshed all over a 20-something-waiter. Not hot. STILL though, can’t wait to catch this one in the cinema! No better excuse to get thrown out of Odeon because you’re too drunk on home-made Cosmos.