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Sad Shrew Randy Bryson (above) of the Open Back Door Baptist Church in South Carolina has a rep for buzzing around gay-friendly events, campuses and protest rallies with his gaggle of gargoyles, shoving their “Shit stabbers go to hell” signs in everyone’s faces. Claiming to be a ‘street preacher’ who is ‘fulfilling the scripture’…

Oh, but what happened when Pastor Pleb forgot to renew his domain name? That’s right, a gay activist group swooped in and stole that shit. So now, any visitors of Warningsofwrath.com (which, sounds like fisting territory already) will be redirected to XXX gay porn site,  Scaryfuckers.com. Imagine the look on Randy’s face (man even has the name of a porn star), when he goes to check how many visitors his homepage has, and is bombarded with images of skin head scally blokes smashing each other in cum-covered orgies.

The genius behind the idea said, “They condemned gays and rock music outside Carolina Rebellion. I bought the (unexpectedly expired) domain from their signs and pointed it at gay porn of people who probably like rock music. Fair?”

Yup! Now that’s how you say, BYE FELICIA.

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[H/T: Queerty]