That hoe in the background like: “I don’t care if he’s gay, I’d fuck him, and his gay friends”

Zac Efron has bagged the ‘Best Shirtless Performance’ award for [Bad] Neighbors, and we’re not even slightly surprised. The image of Zac Efron with that freshly-grown chest fuzz will be engrained on our memory until we get dementia. We don’t care if he’s so bad he’s got ASBOs coming out his ears, what we wouldn’t do to have this as our neighbour…

HE FLEXES TOO…

AND SHIMMIES!

WE’D LET HIM FLIP MORE THAN BURGERS, MMMKERRR

‘BOUT THAT TOOSHIE TOO

WEINER, ANYONE?

AND HE KNOWS HIS PLACE TOO

So when are you moving in, Zac? 

But obviously, there was never going to be an MTV Awards where Zac Efron didn’t get that tight little body out, was there? So, he recruited fellow future gay-baiter Dave Franco, and celebrated his win by grabbing his dick. Ah, ‘straight’ Hollywood celebrities molesting each other is one of our favourite past times!

[GIF Courtesy: The Gaily Grind]