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It’s been a while since there was a bit of a celebrity scandal, but you can always count on a cheating footballer to change that. Jay Hart, of Clitheroe (semi-pro team) was caught hippo-handed in the dugout knobbing a classy blonde. Yeah, you better believe that hoe is putting the CLIT into Clitheroe. Sorry, not sorry. I know we can only see the back on her head, but she still still looks like a wrong’un – and not just because she’s getting her muffin buttered in public.

Clitheroe had lost the match to Mossley, 4-1; well dogging a bird on the opponent’s turf is one way to stick it to them – and her, obvs. Would ask how man never saw the fool standing there videoing the experience, but considering his eyes are rolling back in his head, it doesn’t seem like an appropriate question.

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It seems the original footage hath been wiped from the world wide web – so this is all you got for now Cock Flock.
Hart was sacked almost immediately, most likely due to the fact that he still had his teams tracksuit on. His wife and baby-mama is also far from impressed; “Have a bit of decency for the people it’s affected […] It’s disgusting.”

Hmm, funnily enough I think out of the three people involved in this incident, the one filming it had the most decency of all. And at least now you know what your man’s up to behind your back – and hers.