Gay pride parade

It’s a question that has long puzzled theorists, as no one answer is ever the same. For myself, it started when I first saw The Little Mermaid, and thought come on, someone needs to teach the bitch how to seduce a man properly. But it was confirmed when I discovered how well glitter went with my complexion. Then I switched back for a little bit because I got bitch-slapped by a drag queen. But changed again because I’d already booked tickets for Gran Canaria Pride. I think I might chose lesbianism next, I hear the mullet is coming back. 

Check out how when some of these other people chose to be gay, in this video from Funny Or Die:

When did you decide?