“Remember that time when Orlando Bloom and David Walliams kissed?” is actually something that we’ll be able to say. Like, what? But it wasn’t one of Walliams flamboyant sketches, but rather a stint for Comic Relief. Now, see if you replaced David Walliams with Jake Gyllenhaal, then it would’ve been kinda hot. But I ‘spose the starving kids across the world aren’t really fussed about wank bank material. Davina McCall looked like she was about to shove her hand up her chuff and started flickin’ tha bean right there. Gwan McCall, give it little flick woman.