Another week, another way to look at porn from the boys over at Andrew Christian. Their glitter romp was camper than Freddie Mercury being fisted by a unicorn, But we can’t help but ponder the practicality. I mean, sure it looks fun until you’re still picking bits of glitter off your scrotum four days later. No, thank you! Bubble Porn is a little different though. Well, we’ll leave you to check it out…

YAS hunty! To the one blowing up the balloons! You can blow something else with that cheeky grin of yours. OK, so we know it’s not technically porn, but it did make us smile. And we we can watch it at work without getting in trouble. Besides, making everyday activities look dirtier than they are is actually really fun; although be warned, dick-slapping yourself with a hot dog on the Jubilee line doesn’t have the same effect.

[H/T: Mister Scandal]