Bed-hopping? So 90s. Taxi dashing? Not since the invention of Uber. So how we supposed to get our kicks nowadays? Theme parks are packed out with brat-faced kids on weekends and dunno bout you, but pills haven’t touched the sides for the past decade.

So where can we find some towering heights to leap off into deep waters? And more importantly, where can we find some buff mans to come along and do it with us? Can’t knock a bit of skinny dipping for sure. Don’t know bout in these chills though.

Like, where actually is this place?

What are they actually saying?

And who actually is he?