Everybody loves a slutty selfie every once in a while. It’s human nature. Because if we don’t get validation from strangers over social networks our egos and our will to live will rapidly diminish. Isn’t that right James Locke? Yes, he agrees. And so does his ding-a-ling. Hence, why over the weekend you may have seen him post this scantily clad snap to Instagram…

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His body’s looking good, but plaited jewellery? Oh honey, that’s so alternative of you. Nice bathroom too though – and we’re loving the toilet phone. “What do you want Danni? I’m on the shitter babe.”