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Yep. Serial shagger Gaz of TV’s shamelessly slaggy Geordie Shore and Ex On The Beach has just announced that he’ll be joining Lotan Carter and the other Dreamboys on tour this year. Howay man, loovs gettan his cock oot, that oon. Not that we’re bothered. In fact, we want tickets. Especially if Dan Osborne is still doing that gig. Last year, we saw him looking fit as in some officer and gentleman get-up, our minds wander as to what they’ll get Gaz in. Hold on, we may need a moment.

So if y’all haven’t seen enough of his peen on yo’ screen, better grab a ticket. Wait, I dunno if men can even go to this? Thankfully we look convincing in a lace front and body con. Might have to master the art of walking in heels though.