By Anthony Gilét

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Those of you that caught up on the show last night would have heard Calum Best confess to Kavanah of “raging” morning wood, that “has no sign of disappearing”. Then he paraded around the bedroom while still at semi-attention. How was Kavanah even able to speak? Surprised he wasn’t foaming at the mouth.

Calum, you’re really starting to tear our loyalties with Katie (Price) and Michelle…

Does he get your vote?

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PRICEY’S LIKE: “DO I SMELL DICK?”

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