You know when you’re up in the club with your girls boys, and some village troll come and try lay it on you with a cheesy chat-up line. Well, it seems nowadays you don’t have to spend £8 on a Pornstar Martini for the pleasure. And I know you’ve heard people say “God loves a trier”. Well, there’s a trier, and then there’s a liar. Brooklyn Beckham and Channing Tatum look nothing alike. So either “Lloyd” thinks feeble comparisons to celebrities will get him the D, or gal needs to call her opticians.

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Sent in from Carl, London.

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