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ALAS, we wish it was a video of him actually shooting his load, but the actor is having a satirical chat with fellow closet case James Franco on Skylark. Zac Efron confesses to masturbating 17 times a day, and says he can even do it without hands, and while driving. Damn, even if those skills ain’t true, I can’t see many people kicking him out of bed for farting. Or probably following through either.

Even hearing him talk about feeding the snake is horny. HELLO, Nick Jonas? Yeah this is how you tease your gay fans, mmkay?

[H/T: Instinct]