In western culture it’s become the norm to be obsessed with men, sex, relationships and all that’s in-between. Sometimes we even think of ourselves as the leading role in a movie that centres around our life (don’t even deny). And yes, the girl always gets the guy in the end but how could they get there quicker? Or perhaps even wrangle a fitter bloke. Here’s what we’ve devised…
1. They say cheesy bullshit like this…
And this…
AND, this…
2. She always be playing the victim
3. Acting sexy is always clumsy…
…like, always
4. They all think they’re Carrie Bradshaw
5. They think that “damaged goods” is quirky and cute.
It’s not. It’s weird.
6. They pretend they want love
7. But we all know they’re just after the D:
8. And, erm yeah, they really are hoes…
9. …Like, not even shy about it
10. They preach about being “unique”
11. But then they go and change for their man anyway
12. It’s too easy for them to blurt out something that NOBODY needs to know
13. They are rather foul-mouthed, as it goes:
14. They’re all Plastic underneath it all
15. Emotionally debbie:
16. They’re naive enough to believe a new outfit makes a new woman
17. They can’t diet to save their lives
18. She spends too much time on the Scene:
19. They let fasty mother fuckers get away with shit like this:
20. Oh, yeah and she’s a blatantly a gold digger too
21. And there’s always one that ruins things:
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