Federico Macheda had practised his cheers at the glory-hole

So as I’m sure we’ve all heard, Federico Meathead of Twitter homophobia slur is now appealing against his £15,000 fine. Not because he denies being homophobic, but because the twenty year old tit only plays for QPR and so fifteen grand is actually a dent in his pay check. (He also needs the money to secretly subscribe to EuroBoys – which I’m sure Flamingo Macheda does).

Why is there so much homophobia is sport?! It’s reckless comments from Federal Massacism that make so many sportsmen closeted. Not only is that totally immoral or whatever, but you’re preventing regular gays from dating hot footballers!! (THINK!)