Dating: I went on a ‘Drug Date’ and Here’s What Happened
Jun16

Dating: I went on a ‘Drug Date’ and Here’s What Happened

Dates come in all shapes and sizes; the coffee date, lunch date, the hook-up (where you skip the actual date and jump straight into his bed). And living in New York, you’ll experience them all (gym date, anyone?) But I was currently being faced with what appeared to be a ‘drug date’: Danny was a South London-looking guy I’d met at the opening of a Manhattan bar last month. My friend Darren had decided to play Cupid while he was...

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VIRAL: When There’s a Fidget Spinner on Your Dick, You’ve Taken the Trend too Far [NSFW]
Jun15

VIRAL: When There’s a Fidget Spinner on Your Dick, You’ve Taken the Trend too Far [NSFW]

Basic teenagers across America are currently fascinated with this three-bladed spinner gadget. It’s makers claim it relieves stress, while others are agreed the health benefits of the new fad toy are total BS. Whatever, I don’t really see how anybody could be occupied with one for more than five minutes. Enter: the internet. There are always people that want to take the trend to the next level, and in that, take the trend...

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NEWS: NYC Gay Bar Officials Alerted to Two Baboons Loose in Venue
Jun06

NEWS: NYC Gay Bar Officials Alerted to Two Baboons Loose in Venue

Last Sunday, a bar in Chelsea, New York was transformed into a scene from Jumanji, when wild animals roamed on human terrain. Staff at Rebar were alerted by customers to two baboons loose in the venue. Michael, a hairdresser from Chelsea, and eye-witness says: “They weren’t, like, doing anybody any harm, just sort of communicating amongst themselves, but everyone was still staring, cause, like, there were still baboons at...

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FAGONY AUNT: “I’m Secretly Bisexual and Cheating on my Fiancée with Other Men”
Jun01

FAGONY AUNT: “I’m Secretly Bisexual and Cheating on my Fiancée with Other Men”

I CAN’T stop sleeping with men even though I am marrying the woman of my dreams in three months. I’m 25 and my lovely fiancée is 23. We met two years ago at a mutual friend’s party and we have a great relationship. We both love decorating our home and planning our future together — kids, the lot. When we met, I had been on my own since my secret relationship with another man ended. I did not tell my fiancée about my former boyfriend...

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FAGONY AUNT: “I keep Having Sex Dreams About my Husband’s Twin Brothers!”
Apr04

FAGONY AUNT: “I keep Having Sex Dreams About my Husband’s Twin Brothers!”

For the past year, I’ve been having sexual dreams about my husband’s brothers. Yes – brothers. They are 25 and twins. In the dream, it’s always the same. I’m sipping on hot coco in a wood cabin. Suddenly, the twins walk through the front door. Before I know it, I’m servicing both of them on my knees and swallowing each. Just as I’m about to get up, the cabin door swings open and my husband walks in. For some strange reason, that’s...

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VIRAL: SAY WHAT! YouTube Strippers want You to Pay up to $100 to See Their Butts?!
Mar31

VIRAL: SAY WHAT! YouTube Strippers want You to Pay up to $100 to See Their Butts?!

Lol. I’m already laughing and I’ve barely even started typing yet. Will Corea – who’s Bryan Hawn‘s lesser known, but marginally more talented (hey, at least he can twerk) sister has come under fire for charging viewers $70 to watch his 4-minute naked twerk-out. I mean… Why not? It’s not like we’ve got an unlimited database of free porn at our fingertips. Oh, wait… But it’s...

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#Throwback: Geordie Shore’s Gaz Beadle & his Naked Strip Dance [NSFW]
Mar30

#Throwback: Geordie Shore’s Gaz Beadle & his Naked Strip Dance [NSFW]

Geordie Shore’s Gaz Beadle has never been one shy to get his ‘parsnip’ out, as it’s grossly been nicknamed, (like, if you’re gonna name your dong after something, it should at least be appetizing – ladies, am I right?!). And now a private dance he did for then-beau Charlotte Crosby is doing the rounds again online. We only came across the footage a few months ago, but it’s actually a couple...

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It Must be Mardi Gras! Men Flash for Beads During Street Festival [NSFW]
Feb28

It Must be Mardi Gras! Men Flash for Beads During Street Festival [NSFW]

It’s that time of year again, when horny men (and women) celebrate, erm, when Jesus entered Nazareth and everyone threw their beads at him? No? OK, we have no idea what it celebrates. All we know is people get wrecked in the streets, and then flash their bits for beads (which translate into drinks).  And y’all thought Pride was mischievous?! Although Mardi Gras isn’t a gay festival, there are endless amounts of...

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MAN CANDY: Katie Price’s Ex Leandro Penna flashes on Webcam [NSFW]
Feb28

MAN CANDY: Katie Price’s Ex Leandro Penna flashes on Webcam [NSFW]

Leandro Penna was the cutie Spaniard who got his 15 minutes with our FAVE glamour model (and very serious business woman) Katie Price and appearing on reality diving show Splash. The former page 3 model claimed that the hunk gave her cystitis ‘all the time’ because of his endowment. We’re gonna take a wild stab in the dark, and say either he’s not hard or she got a pum-pum that’s puddle-deep....

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‘Hollywood Chill Out’ Photo Series Reimagines Iconic Divas as Horny Gay Men [NSFW-ish]
Feb07

‘Hollywood Chill Out’ Photo Series Reimagines Iconic Divas as Horny Gay Men [NSFW-ish]

Gay men have always had an admiration for pop divas (yes, Kim, Paris, and Lindsay all had amazing music careers too); we had their posters on our wall when we were growing up, we paid for their concerts, we bought magazines with them in. We still do. Hollywood has an undeniable allure about it, and as impressionable children and young adults, we buy into that. We wish our lives away, so that we can be adults; glamorous, rich and...

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VIRAL: Cute Guys get Filmed Being ‘Pantsed’ in Slow-Motion [NSFW]
Feb06

VIRAL: Cute Guys get Filmed Being ‘Pantsed’ in Slow-Motion [NSFW]

Getting ‘pantsed’ is playground horseplay, usually between straight guys when one yanks the other’s pants down quickly (before they have a chance to stop them/cover their junk). It’s awful, isn’t it? Think we should start a petition or some other shit to prevent this kind of traumatic bullying. After we watch this post though, obvs. See the full NSFW video...

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12 Times Living Legend Lisa Appleton was Totally Your Spirit Animal
Jan18

12 Times Living Legend Lisa Appleton was Totally Your Spirit Animal

Although 2016 may have taken some of the legendary artists, right from beneath our noses, we feel blessed that they left one alone: Lisa Appleton. Who? Oh, if you haven’t heard of her, then you’re in for a treat! Lisa Appleton was a contestant on Big Brother, a whopping NINE years ago, but that hasn’t stopped the talented minx from reclaiming the headlines all these years later. Oh, and she was also on ‘Celebs...

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VIRAL: Hunky Santa Streaking Starkers in the Snow will Jingle your Balls [NSFW]
Dec23

VIRAL: Hunky Santa Streaking Starkers in the Snow will Jingle your Balls [NSFW]

We’ve honestly never seen any sex appeal in Santa at all, but if he looked like that, you’d find us sitting on his lap at the Mall. Hell, we’d slave away with the elves in the workshop if that was his uniform. We’d be the ones giving him a present if he popped out of our chimney. And, er, yeah ok we’re out of sexual santa innuendos. Soz. Enjoy. http://itsalekzmx.tumblr.com/post/154834563370...

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VIRAL: Now that’s STIFF! X-Rated Mannequin Challenge Looks the *Hardest* Yet [NSFW]
Dec23

VIRAL: Now that’s STIFF! X-Rated Mannequin Challenge Looks the *Hardest* Yet [NSFW]

We saw a few impressive mannequin challenges over the course of the trend, notably the one that took place in the rugby player’s showers, but if you thought that was as stiff as the competition came, you’d be wrong honey. And how did we miss this? The video comes from porn stars Ryan Rose and Austin Carter on set, it must’ve been *hard* to stay stay like that for a while… #MannequinChallenge @RyanRoseXXX &...

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VIRAL: Watch Hunky Army Lad Deepthroat a Banana — That’s All
Dec21

VIRAL: Watch Hunky Army Lad Deepthroat a Banana — That’s All

It’s one we’ve seen a few times on our feeds, but you know what? It just never gets old. We can’t imagine why. “Jonny is gonna give him a dollar to deepthroat that banana…” – it certainly sounds like the start of a porno. And we have no idea who became the most popular cadet that year, but it certainly didn’t look like it his first time… You ain’t fooling us with that little...

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