How To Make Yourself More Approachable to Men
Dec29

How To Make Yourself More Approachable to Men

As society progresses, it seems that meeting men in bars is becoming more and more rare, and while many of us are too shy to approach a guy, when we don’t get approached often either, it can leave us at a frustrating impasse. I’d often go out with friends, and while they’d get approached a few times in a night, I’d always be the one on the 176 snuggling up to my Burger King on the way home. I wanted a quarter...

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How To… Terminate A Hollywood Bitch
Sep12

How To… Terminate A Hollywood Bitch

Everyone in Hollywood is seeking something. Usually it’s a career, but sometimes it’s something else. Last night, I met a frumpy sewer rat looking for scraps of souls to devour… I was out with a new friend that lives in LA, and she’s just been approached by some guy itching to get in her knickers; Jake. Jake, the snake – apparently. And by the facial expressions on my friend’s face when he...

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Monday Motivation: Inspirational Quotes That’ll Start Your Week In The Best Mind-Set
Jul27

Monday Motivation: Inspirational Quotes That’ll Start Your Week In The Best Mind-Set

You know what they say, “Monday mornings are like that person you never invited to the party, but they turn up anyway. Like, I’ll allow it, but how rude”. But perhaps our Monday mood swings are more a force of habit than actually something we feel. It’s also true that the only thing you need to be in a good mood, is to decide that you’re already in one. I’ve found this true on countless ocassions,...

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How To… Get Over The Crush You Can’t Get Over
Jun07

How To… Get Over The Crush You Can’t Get Over

Got some floosy taking up all your head space? *Rolls eyes*. We hate to see it happen to our friends, but seem inevitably stuck when it happens to us. Here’s a push in the right erection direction. Well, we say “easy”. It’ll be easier than finding a husband on Grindr. But not as easy as your slaggy mate… 1. Remove him from your NewsFeed  We’re deadly serious about this one. “Out of sight, out...

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Great Wall of Grindr: A Question Of Worship
May10

Great Wall of Grindr: A Question Of Worship

You know when you get those deluded bitches, way up their on that pedestal made of denial? You can either walk by and let that misguided bitch enjoy whatever bubble she’s living in, or you give the base of that pedestal a little kick and watch the thot fall from non-existent grace… “White guys usually worship black guys”? I thought white guys usually worshipped Britney – but I must be wrong. Anywho, do...

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How To… Apply To Be A Porn Star
May07

How To… Apply To Be A Porn Star

Perhaps you’re thinking of a career change? Or maybe you’d just like to get paid what you do for free on the weekends anyway… Actually when you factor in the costs of alcohol consumption (among other things), it’s really you that’s paying to shag strangers. Anyway, if you’re finding breaking into the porn biz a bit tougher than planned, why not take some tips from these emails sent in to RedTube...

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How To… Silence A Fool (A Letter Re: The Clapham Tranny)
Jan19

How To… Silence A Fool (A Letter Re: The Clapham Tranny)

By Anthony Gilet Unless you were totally fucked over the weekend (which, let’s face it, you may well have been), you’ll surely remember our post about iconic Jessie – aka The Clapham Tranny. Naturally the post went viral, as residents of London shared their experiences of encounters and views of Jessie, fan of Clapham’s Chicken Shop. But it seems, not everybody was happy to see the Clapham Tranny on their...

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How To Be The Ultimate Scene Queen
Oct05

How To Be The Ultimate Scene Queen

BY Anthony Gilét Ever wondered what it’d be like to party all the time like Paris? Constantly live it up like Lohan? Or be queen like Kim? Well this blog isn’t going to give you millions of dollars and issue a step-by-step guide of how to sell your soul to the media. But it is the next best thing…  Create A Clique The gay scene is like high school – with it’s superficial hierarchy, bitching, gossiping,...

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How To… Deal With Random Facebook Messages
Jun06

How To… Deal With Random Facebook Messages

You know when someone from the other side of the world decides to send you message initiating a hook up? Yeah funnily enough, I don’t irrelevant losers from Uzbekistan. Or they think accepting a friend request means you’re like totally new BFFs… Get a clue bitch.   Other posts you might like: >> Haters Gon’ Hate: Owning A Bitch In 140 Characters (via Tweets) >> Great Wall of Grindr: Hornet...

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How To… Prepare For A Gay Holiday
May21

How To… Prepare For A Gay Holiday

This week Cocktails and Cocktalk is in Gran Canaria for their annual Pride celebrations, which is why our posts have been few and far between lately (apologies). And we’ve brought over a couple of ‘first timers’, so here’s our totally serious guide on how to prepare yourself for a gay holiday… Get A Base Tan Looking at someone’s skinny shins poking out from their cargo shorts is a vulgar sight to...

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How to… Be The Ultimate Bar Flirt
May08

How to… Be The Ultimate Bar Flirt

WORDS: Anthony Gilét We’ve all got that one friend that can get a man any night of the week, and while the only the thing you’re swallowing is a large doner kebab and a ton of pride, you begin to wonder how they do it. Well some people can’t be taught ‘game’, but here’s what we can pass on to you… Have more than one on go: It’s no fun putting all your eggs in one basket, cause when that...

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7 Things That Automatically Make A Man More Attractive
Sep16

7 Things That Automatically Make A Man More Attractive

Unfortunately not all men are born with Gosling good looks or a Beckham buff body, but believe it or not there are a few ways you can cheat your way to attractiveness – and we’re not talking about being smart or funny, we’re talking about things you can buy… albeit some more extravagant than others. 1. White Vans Don’t get me wrong, when you see a ‘lad’ driving a white van, you don’t...

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10 Ways To Prepare For The #CocktalkParty
Sep05

10 Ways To Prepare For The #CocktalkParty

As you may well have heard, this month (Friday 13th) Cocktails & Cocktalk are throwing their first ever soiree at The Green Carnation, Soho. And while we’d love you to come down, meet the writers, flirt with hot boys, slut-drop like nobody’s watching and generally just get LICKED – we’d hate for you to arrive in a state, that’s how you’re supposed to leave hunty… 1. Get A Facial …...

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How To… Master A Hangover
Jul22

How To… Master A Hangover

  Just because we drink a lot, doesn’t mean we’re good at coping with the effects of it. And between the Attitude Hot 100 party, the launch of Foxhall London and everyday al fresco drinking, it can be a real struggle to even think about a drink the next day, so learning how to master a hangover is absolutely key to being a professional lush.   Firstly, switch your drinks. This sounds like bullshit, but the darker...

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How To… Take A Bitch To College
Jun18

How To… Take A Bitch To College

Some people do literally not deserve the right to free speech. Especially when their ‘free speech’ is ignorant, homophobic drivel. But thankfully with the power of words (and type) you can take that vile voice away from them. All you have to do is pull apart their entire existence, piece by piece. Don’t use low-blows, such as “your mum’s so slutty when she heard me ask for a bargain bucket in KFC she...

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