FAGONY AUNT: Kim Kardashian Cries Over Cocaine Allegations
Jul13

FAGONY AUNT: Kim Kardashian Cries Over Cocaine Allegations

So, like, I’m sure you’ve probably seen on my social media, and E!, that people are accusing me of, like, doing coke. Ugh, that is like, so not my style. I have to shut down these rumours right now, ’cause I don’t play like that. I’m a Kardashian, we don’t do drugs. It was so obviously sugar, where me and North West had, like, been to Dylan’s Candy store that day.  I mean, I thought they were...

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FAGONY AUNT: “I’m Secretly Bisexual and Cheating on my Fiancée with Other Men”
Jun01

FAGONY AUNT: “I’m Secretly Bisexual and Cheating on my Fiancée with Other Men”

I CAN’T stop sleeping with men even though I am marrying the woman of my dreams in three months. I’m 25 and my lovely fiancée is 23. We met two years ago at a mutual friend’s party and we have a great relationship. We both love decorating our home and planning our future together — kids, the lot. When we met, I had been on my own since my secret relationship with another man ended. I did not tell my fiancée about my former boyfriend...

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VIRAL: Agony Aunt Destroys Homophobe who Hates her Gay Neighbours in Three Words
May02

VIRAL: Agony Aunt Destroys Homophobe who Hates her Gay Neighbours in Three Words

People have been seeking advice for years, including one woman, who in 1979, wrote a letter from a nosey neighbour who was “Up In Arms” living next to a couple of queers. DEAR LORD, however would she cope with all the dinner parties and quiche-cooking. But fortunately, advice-columnist Abby Van Buren was on-hand to offer her some solid advice… She says: “This was a respectable neighborhood before this ‘odd...

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FAGONY AUNT: “My Addiction to Escorts is Getting me into Debt!”
Apr19

FAGONY AUNT: “My Addiction to Escorts is Getting me into Debt!”

I HAD sex with two escorts in three days – and now I’m worried I’m getting hooked on them. I’m a 25-year-old gay guy and have never had a boyfriend. I’m a computer programmer for a big software company. I work with lots of different people but I never seem to have anyone interested in me. Everyone is geeky and they’re wrapped up in their work rather than wanting to go out. My friend told me about an escort agency he used. I signed up...

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FAGONY AUNT: “I keep Having Sex Dreams About my Husband’s Twin Brothers!”
Apr04

FAGONY AUNT: “I keep Having Sex Dreams About my Husband’s Twin Brothers!”

For the past year, I’ve been having sexual dreams about my husband’s brothers. Yes – brothers. They are 25 and twins. In the dream, it’s always the same. I’m sipping on hot coco in a wood cabin. Suddenly, the twins walk through the front door. Before I know it, I’m servicing both of them on my knees and swallowing each. Just as I’m about to get up, the cabin door swings open and my husband walks in. For some strange reason, that’s...

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FAGONY AUNT: “Should I tell my Ex-Lover’s Wife that he’s a Closeted Cheater?”
Feb14

FAGONY AUNT: “Should I tell my Ex-Lover’s Wife that he’s a Closeted Cheater?”

I’m a gay man in my mid-thirties and, for a few months, I was sleeping with a straight married guy, who’s a few years older and has a child with his wife. I really fancied him and it was exciting at first, but then it became stressful having to sneak around and I actually started to feel very bad for his wife. I ended it after going to his place one night after a drinking session when his wife and child were out of town. I saw all...

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FAGONY AUNT: My Mum wants to Cure my “Obsession” with Sex Change Op
Jan13

FAGONY AUNT: My Mum wants to Cure my “Obsession” with Sex Change Op

Recently I told my family that I wanted to get a sex change and become a girl. I have lived with this very strong feeling for many years but, every time I talk about it, I am faced with opposition. My mother says that I’m only saying it to upset her, or if I go through with it I’m being selfish and only thinking about what I want. A few months ago when I brought up the subject, my mother flew into a rage and demanded that I put on one...

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FAGONY AUNT: “My Boyfriend Said he’s Bisexual, but he doesn’t Act Gay?”
Jan03

FAGONY AUNT: “My Boyfriend Said he’s Bisexual, but he doesn’t Act Gay?”

Dear Fagony Aunt, I have recently started seeing a Bisexual guy. It seems strange but when I think about it, he’s the first bisexual man I have ever known. I was initially attracted to his bisexuality. I mean I had few crushes on gay guys before, so I thought why not? But he’s very different from the typical gay person. Like you can’t even tell he is attracted to men, by looking at his manners, sense of fashion etc....

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FAGONY AUNT: Am I Good Enough to be in Three-Way Relationship with Married Couple?
Dec12

FAGONY AUNT: Am I Good Enough to be in Three-Way Relationship with Married Couple?

I’m worried that I’m going to be dumped and that I’m not good enough for these two guys I’m seeing. I’m dating two guys who happen to be civilly partnered to each other. They’ve been together for six years. As a thruple we’ve been together for a year and recently they decided to make our three-way relationship closed – to just the three of us. Which is great. I feel really happy about that. But I’m worried that they’ll get bored of me...

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FAGONY AUNT: “I’ve Just Come Out as Bisexual, but my Family are Overbearing”
Nov22

FAGONY AUNT: “I’ve Just Come Out as Bisexual, but my Family are Overbearing”

I’ve just recently come out as bisexual and my family and friends are so supportive of it, but some of the questions they’re asking are really starting to bother me. My family has always been really open about sex, and they’ve always taught my sister and I to embrace diversity and that sexuality and gender is no barrier to achieving anything we want to in life. However, it’s the “open about sex” thing I’m not so great with! I know...

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FAGONY AUNT: “I Want to Stay Friends with My Ex, But My New Man will Kick Off!”
Sep29

FAGONY AUNT: “I Want to Stay Friends with My Ex, But My New Man will Kick Off!”

I’m in a relationship with a guy who I love very much. I’ve known him for over two years and we started to see each other early this year. My problem is, I still want to talk to my ex, who was my first everything. Yes, we had our problems, but I loved him very much and I hate that I can’t speak to him. I don’t want him back, I just want to be able to talk to him and have catch-ups. I miss him so much, even though I’m happy in my...

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FAGONY AUNT: “My Ex-Girlfriend wants to get Back Together, but I Banged her Uncle”
Sep22

FAGONY AUNT: “My Ex-Girlfriend wants to get Back Together, but I Banged her Uncle”

I’m a 20-year-old guy and I was in a relationship with a girl who I thought was amazing. But six months after we started seeing each other, she cheated on me and I ended things. Now she wants us to get back together. I would like that too, but there is one problem. After we broke up, her uncle – who I work with – took me out for a few drinks and we became mates. He is in his late 40s and in a relationship, although he says it isn’t...

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FAGONY AUNT: “My Boyfriend Says I’m ‘too Eager’ – How Can I Make Him Work for it?
Sep19

FAGONY AUNT: “My Boyfriend Says I’m ‘too Eager’ – How Can I Make Him Work for it?

Dear Fagony Aunt, I have been with my boyfriend for 2 years, although we were sleeping together for a few years before that.  We live together, work full time jobs and are both in our twenties.  We used to have sex/foreplay every day but now it’s once a week – sometimes less.  He will masturbate and therefore doesn’t have an urge for intercourse with me, where as I would rather have it with him. I have a high sex drive and...

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FAGONY AUNT: “My Boyfriend Says He’s ‘Only Gay in Bed’ – and Even has a Girlfriend – What Next?”
Sep15

FAGONY AUNT: “My Boyfriend Says He’s ‘Only Gay in Bed’ – and Even has a Girlfriend – What Next?”

I’m a guy, and I have been seeing this man for almost two years now and he’s everything I have ever dreamed of. He listens to me, he remembers my birthday, he spends time with me, he takes me out, our sex life is phenomenal, and he’s introduced me to his family. The problem? He says that he isn’t gay, he has a girlfriend, and he introduces me as his “buddy.” Now, I understand not wanting to come out for safety reasons, but he claims...

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Fagony Aunt: “My Straight Friend Caught Me Ogling his Bulge – How do I get Over Him?”
Sep08

Fagony Aunt: “My Straight Friend Caught Me Ogling his Bulge – How do I get Over Him?”

Dear Fagony Aunt, Our friends group is mix of girls and boys, but there is one guy who I am really close to, and to be honest, I love him very much.  He is straight, married and loves me too as a friend. I really do care about him and he does too (he treats me like a his brother). We have been friends for some years now, but the last year I built a huge crush on him. I so badly want to sleep with him, to show how much I really love...

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