Fagony Aunt: “I’ve Resigned Myself to Being a Single Gay Man”
Dec12

Fagony Aunt: “I’ve Resigned Myself to Being a Single Gay Man”

I’VE resigned myself to being a single gay man, as I can’t commit to relationships. I came out at 16 and my parents took it badly. Mum said I’d catch HIV and Dad didn’t talk to me for a month. I went out with a lad from school against my parents’ wishes. I hit the gay scene in a big way and kissed another guy in front of him, which was so bad of me. He put up with so much until I dumped him. His family afterwards said he was suffering...

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Fagony Aunt: My 16 Year-Old Son is Shagging his Girlfriend’s Dad
Dec01

Fagony Aunt: My 16 Year-Old Son is Shagging his Girlfriend’s Dad

My 16-year-old son has been seeing his girlfriend since April last year when she moved into our area. But he recently told us something that could change everything for him – he confessed that he’s been having an affair with his girlfriend’s dad since November. Her dad said he doesn’t care what others think and wants to leave his wife so they can be together. I feel pleased that my son has been honest with me, but angry over what’s...

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FAGONY AUNT: My Boyfriend Doesn’t Want Sex, But Makes it My Fault
Nov16

FAGONY AUNT: My Boyfriend Doesn’t Want Sex, But Makes it My Fault

MY partner never wants sex but somehow he always makes it my fault. We are both men and have a healthy, active lifestyle. I am 31. My partner is 33. We have been together for ten years and our sex life has dwindled. Last year we only had sex twice. We are like friends, not lovers these days. I’ve tried everything to get the spark going but there is always an excuse. He said I was overweight, so I went to the gym and lost 2st. Then he...

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FAGONY AUNT: Is it OK to Bang My Cheating Ex’s Brother?
Nov14

FAGONY AUNT: Is it OK to Bang My Cheating Ex’s Brother?

I’ve been flirting with my ex’s brother for a few weeks via Grindr after my ex and I broke up about a month ago. I caught him cheating on me with some guys. We were together for 2 years and were about to move in with each other. I’m heartbroken by it, but also infuriated and feel like he needs to be taught a lesson. I’ve been chatting with his brother who is also gay and he seems to be fairly up for a meet and muck about… He knows...

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FAGONY AUNT: I’m a Macho Guy Fantasising About My Girlfriend’s Gay Brother
Oct31

FAGONY AUNT: I’m a Macho Guy Fantasising About My Girlfriend’s Gay Brother

I’m a macho guy but now I can’t stop fantasising about my girlfriend’s little brother. I’ve never thought about a man before. I’m a man’s man, drinking beer and spending hours in the gym. I play rugby at weekends. I love my girlfriend. She’s 25 and I’m 27.  Her little brother is gay and last week I went round to watch some footie and have a drink with him. He answered the door just wearing a towel. I immediately felt attracted to him....

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FAGONY AUNT: Kim Kardashian Cries Over Cocaine Allegations
Jul13

FAGONY AUNT: Kim Kardashian Cries Over Cocaine Allegations

So, like, I’m sure you’ve probably seen on my social media, and E!, that people are accusing me of, like, doing coke. Ugh, that is like, so not my style. I have to shut down these rumours right now, ’cause I don’t play like that. I’m a Kardashian, we don’t do drugs. It was so obviously sugar, where me and North West had, like, been to Dylan’s Candy store that day.  I mean, I thought they were...

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FAGONY AUNT: “I’m Secretly Bisexual and Cheating on my Fiancée with Other Men”
Jun01

FAGONY AUNT: “I’m Secretly Bisexual and Cheating on my Fiancée with Other Men”

I CAN’T stop sleeping with men even though I am marrying the woman of my dreams in three months. I’m 25 and my lovely fiancée is 23. We met two years ago at a mutual friend’s party and we have a great relationship. We both love decorating our home and planning our future together — kids, the lot. When we met, I had been on my own since my secret relationship with another man ended. I did not tell my fiancée about my former boyfriend...

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VIRAL: Agony Aunt Destroys Homophobe who Hates her Gay Neighbours in Three Words
May02

VIRAL: Agony Aunt Destroys Homophobe who Hates her Gay Neighbours in Three Words

People have been seeking advice for years, including one woman, who in 1979, wrote a letter from a nosey neighbour who was “Up In Arms” living next to a couple of queers. DEAR LORD, however would she cope with all the dinner parties and quiche-cooking. But fortunately, advice-columnist Abby Van Buren was on-hand to offer her some solid advice… She says: “This was a respectable neighborhood before this ‘odd...

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FAGONY AUNT: “My Addiction to Escorts is Getting me into Debt!”
Apr19

FAGONY AUNT: “My Addiction to Escorts is Getting me into Debt!”

I HAD sex with two escorts in three days – and now I’m worried I’m getting hooked on them. I’m a 25-year-old gay guy and have never had a boyfriend. I’m a computer programmer for a big software company. I work with lots of different people but I never seem to have anyone interested in me. Everyone is geeky and they’re wrapped up in their work rather than wanting to go out. My friend told me about an escort agency he used. I signed up...

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FAGONY AUNT: “I keep Having Sex Dreams About my Husband’s Twin Brothers!”
Apr04

FAGONY AUNT: “I keep Having Sex Dreams About my Husband’s Twin Brothers!”

For the past year, I’ve been having sexual dreams about my husband’s brothers. Yes – brothers. They are 25 and twins. In the dream, it’s always the same. I’m sipping on hot coco in a wood cabin. Suddenly, the twins walk through the front door. Before I know it, I’m servicing both of them on my knees and swallowing each. Just as I’m about to get up, the cabin door swings open and my husband walks in. For some strange reason, that’s...

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FAGONY AUNT: “Should I tell my Ex-Lover’s Wife that he’s a Closeted Cheater?”
Feb14

FAGONY AUNT: “Should I tell my Ex-Lover’s Wife that he’s a Closeted Cheater?”

I’m a gay man in my mid-thirties and, for a few months, I was sleeping with a straight married guy, who’s a few years older and has a child with his wife. I really fancied him and it was exciting at first, but then it became stressful having to sneak around and I actually started to feel very bad for his wife. I ended it after going to his place one night after a drinking session when his wife and child were out of town. I saw all...

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FAGONY AUNT: My Mum wants to Cure my “Obsession” with Sex Change Op
Jan13

FAGONY AUNT: My Mum wants to Cure my “Obsession” with Sex Change Op

Recently I told my family that I wanted to get a sex change and become a girl. I have lived with this very strong feeling for many years but, every time I talk about it, I am faced with opposition. My mother says that I’m only saying it to upset her, or if I go through with it I’m being selfish and only thinking about what I want. A few months ago when I brought up the subject, my mother flew into a rage and demanded that I put on one...

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FAGONY AUNT: “My Boyfriend Said he’s Bisexual, but he doesn’t Act Gay?”
Jan03

FAGONY AUNT: “My Boyfriend Said he’s Bisexual, but he doesn’t Act Gay?”

Dear Fagony Aunt, I have recently started seeing a Bisexual guy. It seems strange but when I think about it, he’s the first bisexual man I have ever known. I was initially attracted to his bisexuality. I mean I had few crushes on gay guys before, so I thought why not? But he’s very different from the typical gay person. Like you can’t even tell he is attracted to men, by looking at his manners, sense of fashion etc....

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FAGONY AUNT: Am I Good Enough to be in Three-Way Relationship with Married Couple?
Dec12

FAGONY AUNT: Am I Good Enough to be in Three-Way Relationship with Married Couple?

I’m worried that I’m going to be dumped and that I’m not good enough for these two guys I’m seeing. I’m dating two guys who happen to be civilly partnered to each other. They’ve been together for six years. As a thruple we’ve been together for a year and recently they decided to make our three-way relationship closed – to just the three of us. Which is great. I feel really happy about that. But I’m worried that they’ll get bored of me...

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FAGONY AUNT: “I’ve Just Come Out as Bisexual, but my Family are Overbearing”
Nov22

FAGONY AUNT: “I’ve Just Come Out as Bisexual, but my Family are Overbearing”

I’ve just recently come out as bisexual and my family and friends are so supportive of it, but some of the questions they’re asking are really starting to bother me. My family has always been really open about sex, and they’ve always taught my sister and I to embrace diversity and that sexuality and gender is no barrier to achieving anything we want to in life. However, it’s the “open about sex” thing I’m not so great with! I know...

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