12 People This Waxwork of Beyoncé Looks More Like, Than Beyoncé
Jul21

12 People This Waxwork of Beyoncé Looks More Like, Than Beyoncé

Madame Tussauds just unveiled this waxwork. THIS. The figure that you see is supposed to represent Beyoncé. Yes, black female solo artist, Queen B, Beyoncé. And the beehive are having none of it. In fact, the image of her has reported so many times on Instagram that the social media app blocked her hashtag. DANG. But mostly people are just ripping it to shreds for how much it does NOT look like Beyoncé. Here are some of the...

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Naked Attraction is BACK! And Here’s an Array of Dick Pics so Far [NSFW]
Jul20

Naked Attraction is BACK! And Here’s an Array of Dick Pics so Far [NSFW]

The UK’s trashiest “dating show” is back, and good news — there’s more peen! Claro! ‘Cause it’s Naked Attraction. And even BETTER news, there’s more gay couples – which means twice as much cock. Weheyyy! We really wish they’d do some kind of ‘progress report’, so we can understand if the “theories” behind this even remotely work, or if we’re all...

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FAGONY AUNT: Kim Kardashian Cries Over Cocaine Allegations
Jul13

FAGONY AUNT: Kim Kardashian Cries Over Cocaine Allegations

So, like, I’m sure you’ve probably seen on my social media, and E!, that people are accusing me of, like, doing coke. Ugh, that is like, so not my style. I have to shut down these rumours right now, ’cause I don’t play like that. I’m a Kardashian, we don’t do drugs. It was so obviously sugar, where me and North West had, like, been to Dylan’s Candy store that day.  I mean, I thought they were...

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Dating: 7 Reasons Basic Bitches are in a Relationship Before You
Jul11

Dating: 7 Reasons Basic Bitches are in a Relationship Before You

It can be a daily struggle with the number of basic couples swamping our News Feeds with their simple celebrations of having found another village bitch to spend the next three weeks of their life in love with. But regardless, we question, how did they meet someone before me?  Are they actually a bigger catch than me? Well before you start questioning your sanity, though we may believe that they are meeting men despite their...

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VIRAL: Watch What Happens When Three Chavs Wanna Hook-Up but Nobody Can Accom [NSFW]
Jul11

VIRAL: Watch What Happens When Three Chavs Wanna Hook-Up but Nobody Can Accom [NSFW]

Don’t you hate it when you get chatting to a fit bloke in a new area, but can’t accommodate ’cause you’re sitting on kitchen counter in a stranger’s gaff, and there’s already six guys occupying the bedroom. And then he can’t either ’cause he’s got a nightmare flatmate or still lives with his mum. LIFE RUINER. But it happens to the best of us, and you know what, no matter the...

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VIRAL: 12 Straight Hunks who Would make Great Bottoms [NSFW-ish]
Jul06

VIRAL: 12 Straight Hunks who Would make Great Bottoms [NSFW-ish]

Trolling through half-naked pics of gorgeous celebs is part of our job – claro (that’s Spanish for ‘obviously’). And in doing so, we’ve noticed a number of straight celebrities that seem like they’d look even better with their face in the pillow. The list is compiled of how frequently they flaunt their ass-ets, the beauty of the booty, and rumours we’ve heard through the glory hole. James...

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Dating: I went on a ‘Drug Date’ and Here’s What Happened
Jun16

Dating: I went on a ‘Drug Date’ and Here’s What Happened

Dates come in all shapes and sizes; the coffee date, lunch date, the hook-up (where you skip the actual date and jump straight into his bed). And living in New York, you’ll experience them all (gym date, anyone?) But I was currently being faced with what appeared to be a ‘drug date’: Danny was a South London-looking guy I’d met at the opening of a Manhattan bar last month. My friend Darren had decided to play Cupid while he was...

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VIRAL: When There’s a Fidget Spinner on Your Dick, You’ve Taken the Trend too Far [NSFW]
Jun15

VIRAL: When There’s a Fidget Spinner on Your Dick, You’ve Taken the Trend too Far [NSFW]

Basic teenagers across America are currently fascinated with this three-bladed spinner gadget. It’s makers claim it relieves stress, while others are agreed the health benefits of the new fad toy are total BS. Whatever, I don’t really see how anybody could be occupied with one for more than five minutes. Enter: the internet. There are always people that want to take the trend to the next level, and in that, take the trend...

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MAN CANDY: Neil Patrick Harris Celebrates 44th – See Him in His Birthday Suit  [NSFW]
Jun15

MAN CANDY: Neil Patrick Harris Celebrates 44th – See Him in His Birthday Suit [NSFW]

Neil Patrick Harris, celebrates his birthday today – and we’re getting in on the action by reliving his most naked moments, including that scene from Gone Girl. Harris, who is most remembered for his role in annoying shit-com How I Met Your Mother, later went on to star in Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story: Freakshow.  The actor has never been shy about his body, stepping on stage to present the Oscars in his...

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NEWS: NYC Gay Bar Officials Alerted to Two Baboons Loose in Venue
Jun06

NEWS: NYC Gay Bar Officials Alerted to Two Baboons Loose in Venue

Last Sunday, a bar in Chelsea, New York was transformed into a scene from Jumanji, when wild animals roamed on human terrain. Staff at Rebar were alerted by customers to two baboons loose in the venue. Michael, a hairdresser from Chelsea, and eye-witness says: “They weren’t, like, doing anybody any harm, just sort of communicating amongst themselves, but everyone was still staring, cause, like, there were still baboons at...

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FAGONY AUNT: “I’m Secretly Bisexual and Cheating on my Fiancée with Other Men”
Jun01

FAGONY AUNT: “I’m Secretly Bisexual and Cheating on my Fiancée with Other Men”

I CAN’T stop sleeping with men even though I am marrying the woman of my dreams in three months. I’m 25 and my lovely fiancée is 23. We met two years ago at a mutual friend’s party and we have a great relationship. We both love decorating our home and planning our future together — kids, the lot. When we met, I had been on my own since my secret relationship with another man ended. I did not tell my fiancée about my former boyfriend...

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VIRAL: Agony Aunt Destroys Homophobe who Hates her Gay Neighbours in Three Words
May02

VIRAL: Agony Aunt Destroys Homophobe who Hates her Gay Neighbours in Three Words

People have been seeking advice for years, including one woman, who in 1979, wrote a letter from a nosey neighbour who was “Up In Arms” living next to a couple of queers. DEAR LORD, however would she cope with all the dinner parties and quiche-cooking. But fortunately, advice-columnist Abby Van Buren was on-hand to offer her some solid advice… She says: “This was a respectable neighborhood before this ‘odd...

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MAN CANDY: How we Fell in Lust with Channing Tatum  [NSFW-ish]
Apr27

MAN CANDY: How we Fell in Lust with Channing Tatum [NSFW-ish]

It’s Channing Tatum day today at C&C Towers! Y’all should know by now that we have a major soft spot (and also a hard spot) for Channing; stripper, underwear model, actor, and all-round husband goals. To celebrate his 35th birthday, we’ve rounded up all the times that Tatum’s made our knees weak. Check out the candid underwear shots of a young Channing, here, if you haven’t already. It all started...

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FAGONY AUNT: “My Addiction to Escorts is Getting me into Debt!”
Apr19

FAGONY AUNT: “My Addiction to Escorts is Getting me into Debt!”

I HAD sex with two escorts in three days – and now I’m worried I’m getting hooked on them. I’m a 25-year-old gay guy and have never had a boyfriend. I’m a computer programmer for a big software company. I work with lots of different people but I never seem to have anyone interested in me. Everyone is geeky and they’re wrapped up in their work rather than wanting to go out. My friend told me about an escort agency he used. I signed up...

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WIN: Snatch two VIP tickets to Ascension Weekender in Jersey Shore!
Apr05

WIN: Snatch two VIP tickets to Ascension Weekender in Jersey Shore!

Do you wanna party for an entire weekend during the August sun? Errr, claro… (That’s Spanish for ‘obviously’). Well, the brains behind Ascension; Jersey Shore’s sexy new gay hot spot, are offering one of our socialite readers a pair of VIP tickets worth $500! Dubbed the “wildest weekend of the summer”, it’s a total must for anybody who loves to immerse themselves in a sea of thousands of...

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