8 Super Hot Australians We’d Like to Take Down the Aisle, Now Gay Marriage is Legal
Nov17

8 Super Hot Australians We’d Like to Take Down the Aisle, Now Gay Marriage is Legal

As America submerges into the past, the Aussies are finally coming into the 21st century. After a referendum vote, Down Under voted YES to marriage equality. And as people all over the world celebrate, our office is perusing the prospect of an Australian husband… Here’s just some of the mouth-watering men on offer. Clearly, some (all?) are straight, but hey, it’s not like even we’d have a chance if they were gay anyway, so we’ll just...

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FAGONY AUNT: My Boyfriend Doesn’t Want Sex, But Makes it My Fault
Nov16

FAGONY AUNT: My Boyfriend Doesn’t Want Sex, But Makes it My Fault

MY partner never wants sex but somehow he always makes it my fault. We are both men and have a healthy, active lifestyle. I am 31. My partner is 33. We have been together for ten years and our sex life has dwindled. Last year we only had sex twice. We are like friends, not lovers these days. I’ve tried everything to get the spark going but there is always an excuse. He said I was overweight, so I went to the gym and lost 2st. Then he...

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FAGONY AUNT: Is it OK to Bang My Cheating Ex’s Brother?
Nov14

FAGONY AUNT: Is it OK to Bang My Cheating Ex’s Brother?

I’ve been flirting with my ex’s brother for a few weeks via Grindr after my ex and I broke up about a month ago. I caught him cheating on me with some guys. We were together for 2 years and were about to move in with each other. I’m heartbroken by it, but also infuriated and feel like he needs to be taught a lesson. I’ve been chatting with his brother who is also gay and he seems to be fairly up for a meet and muck about… He knows...

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FAGONY AUNT: I’m a Macho Guy Fantasising About My Girlfriend’s Gay Brother
Oct31

FAGONY AUNT: I’m a Macho Guy Fantasising About My Girlfriend’s Gay Brother

I’m a macho guy but now I can’t stop fantasising about my girlfriend’s little brother. I’ve never thought about a man before. I’m a man’s man, drinking beer and spending hours in the gym. I play rugby at weekends. I love my girlfriend. She’s 25 and I’m 27.  Her little brother is gay and last week I went round to watch some footie and have a drink with him. He answered the door just wearing a towel. I immediately felt attracted to him....

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Somebody Created ‘The Ultimate Helicockters Experience’, Because of Course They Did [NSFW]
Oct24

Somebody Created ‘The Ultimate Helicockters Experience’, Because of Course They Did [NSFW]

Most of y’all will be familiar with the term ‘helicopting’, also known as ‘windmilling’, whereby a guy swings his dick round in circles, like the blades of a helicopter. Clever, huh? Although, not to be confused with the ‘willy wave’. Well, somebody took the liberty of creating this video, which promises the ‘ultimate helicockter experience’. Ok, so you may not be flying above the...

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The Road from Vauxhall — Where will the Club Kids of South London End Up?
Sep11

The Road from Vauxhall — Where will the Club Kids of South London End Up?

Recently reminiscing about our wild clubbing days, we have to admit that we’re grateful we survived… I remember the first time I went to Beyond. I did a shot so big, I grabbed this guy’s boner on the podium and then passed out on a tranny’s head like a deflating balloon. Thinking I was single ’cause I was just too fierce, but actually it’s cause I spent five years with a gammy eye and ketmaine...

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VIRAL: This Couple’s Nude Playing Cards are Perfect for Strip Poker [NSFW]
Sep07

VIRAL: This Couple’s Nude Playing Cards are Perfect for Strip Poker [NSFW]

What ever happened to strip poker? OH YEAH, THE INTERNET. Well, we personally miss the old school games; strip poker, strip Twister, spin the bottle, etc… Anyway, cute beardy couple Rick and Griff Twombley-King (try saying that really quickly after four Tequilas), have created ditched the traditional animated playing cards, for their own NSFW versions. Which are OBVS way better. Even if you’re just playing regular poker,...

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10 Male Celebs that Transformed into Daddies Overnight
Sep04

10 Male Celebs that Transformed into Daddies Overnight

Getting older is a part of life, and while many of us fear losing our youth, others are grabbing maturity by its big hairy balls and saying fuck you. In fact, many of our subjects have only got BETTER with age… Let’s drool over the evidence, shall we? Jake Gyllenhaal We (officially) became attracted to a still fresh-faced Jake when he was bumming Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain, and our wet dreams have only become more...

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8 Things That Make a Guy a ‘Daddy’ that Isn’t his Age
Aug10

8 Things That Make a Guy a ‘Daddy’ that Isn’t his Age

SPONSORED CONTENT Often when people think you’re looking for a ‘daddy’, they believe you’ve just got a thing for older guys. Often when you refer to a guy as ‘daddy’, he takes this as a comment directly toward his age. But believe it or not, there’s a number of things, boys admire about ‘daddies’, that have nothing to do with how old they are. Check out this list, compiled by the...

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12 People This Waxwork of Beyoncé Looks More Like, Than Beyoncé
Jul21

12 People This Waxwork of Beyoncé Looks More Like, Than Beyoncé

Madame Tussauds just unveiled this waxwork. THIS. The figure that you see is supposed to represent Beyoncé. Yes, black female solo artist, Queen B, Beyoncé. And the beehive are having none of it. In fact, the image of her has reported so many times on Instagram that the social media app blocked her hashtag. DANG. But mostly people are just ripping it to shreds for how much it does NOT look like Beyoncé. Here are some of the...

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Naked Attraction is BACK! And Here’s an Array of Dick Pics so Far [NSFW]
Jul20

Naked Attraction is BACK! And Here’s an Array of Dick Pics so Far [NSFW]

The UK’s trashiest “dating show” is back, and good news — there’s more peen! Claro! ‘Cause it’s Naked Attraction. And even BETTER news, there’s more gay couples – which means twice as much cock. Weheyyy! We really wish they’d do some kind of ‘progress report’, so we can understand if the “theories” behind this even remotely work, or if we’re all...

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FAGONY AUNT: Kim Kardashian Cries Over Cocaine Allegations
Jul13

FAGONY AUNT: Kim Kardashian Cries Over Cocaine Allegations

So, like, I’m sure you’ve probably seen on my social media, and E!, that people are accusing me of, like, doing coke. Ugh, that is like, so not my style. I have to shut down these rumours right now, ’cause I don’t play like that. I’m a Kardashian, we don’t do drugs. It was so obviously sugar, where me and North West had, like, been to Dylan’s Candy store that day.  I mean, I thought they were...

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Dating: 7 Reasons Basic Bitches are in a Relationship Before You
Jul11

Dating: 7 Reasons Basic Bitches are in a Relationship Before You

It can be a daily struggle with the number of basic couples swamping our News Feeds with their simple celebrations of having found another village bitch to spend the next three weeks of their life in love with. But regardless, we question, how did they meet someone before me?  Are they actually a bigger catch than me? Well before you start questioning your sanity, though we may believe that they are meeting men despite their...

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VIRAL: Watch What Happens When Three Chavs Wanna Hook-Up but Nobody Can Accom [NSFW]
Jul11

VIRAL: Watch What Happens When Three Chavs Wanna Hook-Up but Nobody Can Accom [NSFW]

Don’t you hate it when you get chatting to a fit bloke in a new area, but can’t accommodate ’cause you’re sitting on kitchen counter in a stranger’s gaff, and there’s already six guys occupying the bedroom. And then he can’t either ’cause he’s got a nightmare flatmate or still lives with his mum. LIFE RUINER. But it happens to the best of us, and you know what, no matter the...

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VIRAL: 12 Straight Hunks who Would make Great Bottoms [NSFW-ish]
Jul06

VIRAL: 12 Straight Hunks who Would make Great Bottoms [NSFW-ish]

Trolling through half-naked pics of gorgeous celebs is part of our job – claro (that’s Spanish for ‘obviously’). And in doing so, we’ve noticed a number of straight celebrities that seem like they’d look even better with their face in the pillow. The list is compiled of how frequently they flaunt their ass-ets, the beauty of the booty, and rumours we’ve heard through the glory hole. James...

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