FAGONY AUNT: “My Addiction to Escorts is Getting me into Debt!”
Apr19

FAGONY AUNT: “My Addiction to Escorts is Getting me into Debt!”

I HAD sex with two escorts in three days – and now I’m worried I’m getting hooked on them. I’m a 25-year-old gay guy and have never had a boyfriend. I’m a computer programmer for a big software company. I work with lots of different people but I never seem to have anyone interested in me. Everyone is geeky and they’re wrapped up in their work rather than wanting to go out. My friend told me about an escort agency he used. I signed up...

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WIN: Snatch two VIP tickets to Ascension Weekender in Jersey Shore!
Apr05

WIN: Snatch two VIP tickets to Ascension Weekender in Jersey Shore!

Do you wanna party for an entire weekend during the August sun? Errr, claro… (That’s Spanish for ‘obviously’). Well, the brains behind Ascension; Jersey Shore’s sexy new gay hot spot, are offering one of our socialite readers a pair of VIP tickets worth $500! Dubbed the “wildest weekend of the summer”, it’s a total must for anybody who loves to immerse themselves in a sea of thousands of...

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FAGONY AUNT: “I keep Having Sex Dreams About my Husband’s Twin Brothers!”
Apr04

FAGONY AUNT: “I keep Having Sex Dreams About my Husband’s Twin Brothers!”

For the past year, I’ve been having sexual dreams about my husband’s brothers. Yes – brothers. They are 25 and twins. In the dream, it’s always the same. I’m sipping on hot coco in a wood cabin. Suddenly, the twins walk through the front door. Before I know it, I’m servicing both of them on my knees and swallowing each. Just as I’m about to get up, the cabin door swings open and my husband walks in. For some strange reason, that’s...

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#Throwback: Geordie Shore’s Gaz Beadle & his Naked Strip Dance [NSFW]
Mar30

#Throwback: Geordie Shore’s Gaz Beadle & his Naked Strip Dance [NSFW]

Geordie Shore’s Gaz Beadle has never been one shy to get his ‘parsnip’ out, as it’s grossly been nicknamed, (like, if you’re gonna name your dong after something, it should at least be appetizing – ladies, am I right?!). And now a private dance he did for then-beau Charlotte Crosby is doing the rounds again online. We only came across the footage a few months ago, but it’s actually a couple...

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MAN CANDY: Happy Bday Bieber! Every time Justin wore his Birthday Suit [NSFW]
Mar01

MAN CANDY: Happy Bday Bieber! Every time Justin wore his Birthday Suit [NSFW]

We’re sure you know that Justin Bieber has got naked a lot, over the last few years – so we thought we’d do a nice little round-up… you know, in case you’d lost track. Justin celebrates his 23rd birthday today (March 1st), but the best thing about Bieber is that if don’t even gotta be his burtday, for him to wear his birthday suit – or even for there to be a little...

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It Must be Mardi Gras! Men Flash for Beads During Street Festival [NSFW]
Feb28

It Must be Mardi Gras! Men Flash for Beads During Street Festival [NSFW]

It’s that time of year again, when horny men (and women) celebrate, erm, when Jesus entered Nazareth and everyone threw their beads at him? No? OK, we have no idea what it celebrates. All we know is people get wrecked in the streets, and then flash their bits for beads (which translate into drinks).  And y’all thought Pride was mischievous?! Although Mardi Gras isn’t a gay festival, there are endless amounts of...

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MAN CANDY: Katie Price’s Ex Leandro Penna flashes on Webcam [NSFW]
Feb28

MAN CANDY: Katie Price’s Ex Leandro Penna flashes on Webcam [NSFW]

Leandro Penna was the cutie Spaniard who got his 15 minutes with our FAVE glamour model (and very serious business woman) Katie Price and appearing on reality diving show Splash. The former page 3 model claimed that the hunk gave her cystitis ‘all the time’ because of his endowment. We’re gonna take a wild stab in the dark, and say either he’s not hard or she got a pum-pum that’s puddle-deep....

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FAGONY AUNT: “Should I tell my Ex-Lover’s Wife that he’s a Closeted Cheater?”
Feb14

FAGONY AUNT: “Should I tell my Ex-Lover’s Wife that he’s a Closeted Cheater?”

I’m a gay man in my mid-thirties and, for a few months, I was sleeping with a straight married guy, who’s a few years older and has a child with his wife. I really fancied him and it was exciting at first, but then it became stressful having to sneak around and I actually started to feel very bad for his wife. I ended it after going to his place one night after a drinking session when his wife and child were out of town. I saw all...

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‘Hollywood Chill Out’ Photo Series Reimagines Iconic Divas as Horny Gay Men [NSFW-ish]
Feb07

‘Hollywood Chill Out’ Photo Series Reimagines Iconic Divas as Horny Gay Men [NSFW-ish]

Gay men have always had an admiration for pop divas (yes, Kim, Paris, and Lindsay all had amazing music careers too); we had their posters on our wall when we were growing up, we paid for their concerts, we bought magazines with them in. We still do. Hollywood has an undeniable allure about it, and as impressionable children and young adults, we buy into that. We wish our lives away, so that we can be adults; glamorous, rich and...

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VIRAL: Cute Guys get Filmed Being ‘Pantsed’ in Slow-Motion [NSFW]
Feb06

VIRAL: Cute Guys get Filmed Being ‘Pantsed’ in Slow-Motion [NSFW]

Getting ‘pantsed’ is playground horseplay, usually between straight guys when one yanks the other’s pants down quickly (before they have a chance to stop them/cover their junk). It’s awful, isn’t it? Think we should start a petition or some other shit to prevent this kind of traumatic bullying. After we watch this post though, obvs. See the full NSFW video...

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12 Times Living Legend Lisa Appleton was Totally Your Spirit Animal
Jan18

12 Times Living Legend Lisa Appleton was Totally Your Spirit Animal

Although 2016 may have taken some of the legendary artists, right from beneath our noses, we feel blessed that they left one alone: Lisa Appleton. Who? Oh, if you haven’t heard of her, then you’re in for a treat! Lisa Appleton was a contestant on Big Brother, a whopping NINE years ago, but that hasn’t stopped the talented minx from reclaiming the headlines all these years later. Oh, and she was also on ‘Celebs...

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FAGONY AUNT: My Mum wants to Cure my “Obsession” with Sex Change Op
Jan13

FAGONY AUNT: My Mum wants to Cure my “Obsession” with Sex Change Op

Recently I told my family that I wanted to get a sex change and become a girl. I have lived with this very strong feeling for many years but, every time I talk about it, I am faced with opposition. My mother says that I’m only saying it to upset her, or if I go through with it I’m being selfish and only thinking about what I want. A few months ago when I brought up the subject, my mother flew into a rage and demanded that I put on one...

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FAGONY AUNT: “My Boyfriend Said he’s Bisexual, but he doesn’t Act Gay?”
Jan03

FAGONY AUNT: “My Boyfriend Said he’s Bisexual, but he doesn’t Act Gay?”

Dear Fagony Aunt, I have recently started seeing a Bisexual guy. It seems strange but when I think about it, he’s the first bisexual man I have ever known. I was initially attracted to his bisexuality. I mean I had few crushes on gay guys before, so I thought why not? But he’s very different from the typical gay person. Like you can’t even tell he is attracted to men, by looking at his manners, sense of fashion etc....

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How To Make Yourself More Approachable to Men
Dec29

How To Make Yourself More Approachable to Men

As society progresses, it seems that meeting men in bars is becoming more and more rare, and while many of us are too shy to approach a guy, when we don’t get approached often either, it can leave us at a frustrating impasse. I’d often go out with friends, and while they’d get approached a few times in a night, I’d always be the one on the 176 snuggling up to my Burger King on the way home. I wanted a quarter...

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VIRAL: Hunky Santa Streaking Starkers in the Snow will Jingle your Balls [NSFW]
Dec23

VIRAL: Hunky Santa Streaking Starkers in the Snow will Jingle your Balls [NSFW]

We’ve honestly never seen any sex appeal in Santa at all, but if he looked like that, you’d find us sitting on his lap at the Mall. Hell, we’d slave away with the elves in the workshop if that was his uniform. We’d be the ones giving him a present if he popped out of our chimney. And, er, yeah ok we’re out of sexual santa innuendos. Soz. Enjoy. http://itsalekzmx.tumblr.com/post/154834563370...

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