FAGONY AUNT: “My Addiction to Escorts is Getting me into Debt!”
Apr19

FAGONY AUNT: “My Addiction to Escorts is Getting me into Debt!”

I HAD sex with two escorts in three days – and now I’m worried I’m getting hooked on them. I’m a 25-year-old gay guy and have never had a boyfriend. I’m a computer programmer for a big software company. I work with lots of different people but I never seem to have anyone interested in me. Everyone is geeky and they’re wrapped up in their work rather than wanting to go out. My friend told me about an escort agency he used. I signed up...

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Dating: Are our Lowest Denominators of Intimacy Preventing us from Finding Love?
Apr17

Dating: Are our Lowest Denominators of Intimacy Preventing us from Finding Love?

I’d only been stateside for a New York minute when I found myself chatting to a group of friendly strangers in Boxers, a gay sports bar (sort of). There’s footie on the TV, but Christina Aguilera whaling out the speakers. Anyway, those damn Happy Hours got me chewing stranger’s ears off like a piece of bacon fat. And it wasn’t long before the cocktalk ensued. This week’s topic of discussion was how we can...

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Dating: Speed Dating in NYC Definitely has a Purpose – it just wasn’t Love
Mar29

Dating: Speed Dating in NYC Definitely has a Purpose – it just wasn’t Love

As if New York City wasn’t fast-paced enough, I’d decided to add even more haste to my love life by signing up for speed dating. I know, I’m fully aware that the chance of this being the biggest shit show since Amanda Bynes, was relatively high. But – despite the beliefs about Paris and Venice – I truly believed that this was the city of love – and if I was gonna date a string of losers somewhere, it was not gonna be...

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7 Savvy & Successful Tips for Gay Dating (& Sex) in the 21st Century
Feb09

7 Savvy & Successful Tips for Gay Dating (& Sex) in the 21st Century

Amy Winehouse famously sang, “Love is a losing game”, and she didn’t even have Grindr. With an interest in casual sex and random encounters at an all-time peak, and a dwindling social scene those words have never been truer. Sure, there’s still a large portion of us craving love in a more traditional sense, but with the influx of apps, even we’re being pressured into partaking just in the hope of a rare...

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Dating: The Millenial Trend of the “Sex Interview” BEFORE the First Date
Feb07

Dating: The Millenial Trend of the “Sex Interview” BEFORE the First Date

If you were worried that putting out on the first date made you too easy, there’s an increasing numbers of singles not even making it to the dinner table before they scoff on a baguette. Well, in the US, at least; though I’d suppose us Brits aren’t far behind, if not even worse – especially if you survey Clapham. According to USA Today, in a study with with 5,00 Singles In America, they found that 34% have had...

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Dating: Gay Men and the Shiny Penny Syndrome
Feb02

Dating: Gay Men and the Shiny Penny Syndrome

I first heard about the shiny penny syndrome when living in West Hollywood. I didn’t really have to ask for a definition because not only is it relatively self-explanatory, but it makes perfect sense when referring to men on the gay scene. Although, apparently it’s so rife in WeHo, the term is more common than the UK – and y’all thought LA was shallow?! Shiny Penny Syndrome occurs when you’re dating a...

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How To Make Yourself More Approachable to Men
Dec29

How To Make Yourself More Approachable to Men

As society progresses, it seems that meeting men in bars is becoming more and more rare, and while many of us are too shy to approach a guy, when we don’t get approached often either, it can leave us at a frustrating impasse. I’d often go out with friends, and while they’d get approached a few times in a night, I’d always be the one on the 176 snuggling up to my Burger King on the way home. I wanted a quarter...

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Study Reveals 50 Biggest Dating Turn-Offs — Are You Guilty?!
Nov22

Study Reveals 50 Biggest Dating Turn-Offs — Are You Guilty?!

The human mind is so intricate and everyone’s is so different, it’s always interesting to get an insight into what is going through other people’s. Especially when it comes to dating. While it’s true that you can’t please everybody, and what turns one person off may not bother the next – here’s a list of 50 things that put 2,000 participants off the most. Queerty writes: “Fifty three...

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Thought of the Day: Are Fixer-Upper Boyfriends the Future?
Nov04

Thought of the Day: Are Fixer-Upper Boyfriends the Future?

Anybody that’s ever watched a property show, understands the term ‘fixer-upper’. It’s when somebody buys a house in a bruck-down state that nobody wants, invests time, energy and money to transform it into something immaculate. So, if we can do this with our dream homes, why can’t we do it with our dream man? We’ve all heard doe-eyed couples drool “he brings out the best in me.” Really, ‘cause we all think you’re a cunt now, though...

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Irresponsible Beauty Syndrome Identifies Attractive Gay Men Who Struggle with Hoe Management
Oct17

Irresponsible Beauty Syndrome Identifies Attractive Gay Men Who Struggle with Hoe Management

We’ve all heard the phrase, “With great beauty comes great responsibility”, my good friend Darren adds, “and if you can’t handle that, then you just end up a hoe.” Truth. We all know someone who’s totally stunning, but has a hoop like a calamari ring. Yes, the key adjective… is ‘battered’. As gay men, we understand the need for validation, (unfortunately it’s something that usually comes with the package), and sex offers...

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MAN CANDY: Dieux Du Stade Unveil Steamy Trailer for 2017 Naked Calendar
Sep22

MAN CANDY: Dieux Du Stade Unveil Steamy Trailer for 2017 Naked Calendar

The Dieux Du Stade caused quite the stir with their NSFW calendar shoot last year; primarily due to images of rugby player Sylvian Portard – that went viral, before the resurfacing of his porn past. Well now they return with the teaser for their steamy 2017 calendar. Out of all the naked calendars, the Dieux Du Stade’s is totes one of our faves; the men are always hottest and the shoots are the most homoerotic. We...

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An Unusually High Density of Bottoms means West Hollywood will be Sexless by 2022
Jul01

An Unusually High Density of Bottoms means West Hollywood will be Sexless by 2022

You may have heard the saying, “Finding a top in West Hollywood is like finding a hymen in a whorehouse”, and while it’s all fun and games until gay men start scissoring, a recent report has outlined the seriousness of – what has been coined – the Tupperware Turmoil (too many bottoms, not enough tops). Researchers at the West Hollywood University of Versatility have discovered that only 9% of the...

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BREAKING! Your Relationship means Nothing Unless You Plaster it on Social Media
Jun21

BREAKING! Your Relationship means Nothing Unless You Plaster it on Social Media

CALLING all relationship newbies! We have some very important news to report regarding your recent coupling. Are you shoving your relationship down the throats of everybody you know? Bombarding their News Feeds with nauseating displays of public affection? Suffocating anyone who will listen with constant drivel about how happy you are? No? Well, you should be! A recent study at RelationshipWankers.com has shown that your relationship...

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Thought of the Day: The Good Guy/Bad Boy Complex
Feb19

Thought of the Day: The Good Guy/Bad Boy Complex

“Well, that’s why you’re still single!” Just like that. A stranger that I’d been talking to for all of five minutes had just underpinned why I’m 26 and completely boyfriend-less. And it had nothing to do with writing a trashy sex blog. Of course the conclusion had arisen from that question girls love to ask gay guys; ‘what kind of guys do you go for?’ Erm, the wrong ones? The one’s...

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DATING TALES: Dry January
Feb03

DATING TALES: Dry January

Dry January is for dry bitches. Well, so I used to think. But maybe I’m getting old, or maybe (read: probably) just drinking more than the average person is supposed to, but I just can’t hack the hangovers no more. So, yeah, like totally giving up drink for January. OBVS not giving up men though. As talking of dry, my sex life was arid AF. My gooch was like the fucking Saraha. Seriously, I thought I found grey hairs on my...

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