How To Make Yourself More Approachable to Men
Dec29

How To Make Yourself More Approachable to Men

As society progresses, it seems that meeting men in bars is becoming more and more rare, and while many of us are too shy to approach a guy, when we don’t get approached often either, it can leave us at a frustrating impasse. I’d often go out with friends, and while they’d get approached a few times in a night, I’d always be the one on the 176 snuggling up to my Burger King on the way home. I wanted a quarter...

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Study Reveals 50 Biggest Dating Turn-Offs — Are You Guilty?!
Nov22

Study Reveals 50 Biggest Dating Turn-Offs — Are You Guilty?!

The human mind is so intricate and everyone’s is so different, it’s always interesting to get an insight into what is going through other people’s. Especially when it comes to dating. While it’s true that you can’t please everybody, and what turns one person off may not bother the next – here’s a list of 50 things that put 2,000 participants off the most. Queerty writes: “Fifty three...

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Thought of the Day: Are Fixer-Upper Boyfriends the Future?
Nov04

Thought of the Day: Are Fixer-Upper Boyfriends the Future?

Anybody that’s ever watched a property show, understands the term ‘fixer-upper’. It’s when somebody buys a house in a bruck-down state that nobody wants, invests time, energy and money to transform it into something immaculate. So, if we can do this with our dream homes, why can’t we do it with our dream man? We’ve all heard doe-eyed couples drool “he brings out the best in me.” Really, ‘cause we all think you’re a cunt now, though...

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Irresponsible Beauty Syndrome Identifies Attractive Gay Men Who Struggle with Hoe Management
Oct17

Irresponsible Beauty Syndrome Identifies Attractive Gay Men Who Struggle with Hoe Management

We’ve all heard the phrase, “With great beauty comes great responsibility”, my good friend Darren adds, “and if you can’t handle that, then you just end up a hoe.” Truth. We all know someone who’s totally stunning, but has a hoop like a calamari ring. Yes, the key adjective… is ‘battered’. As gay men, we understand the need for validation, (unfortunately it’s something that usually comes with the package), and sex offers...

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MAN CANDY: Dieux Du Stade Unveil Steamy Trailer for 2017 Naked Calendar
Sep22

MAN CANDY: Dieux Du Stade Unveil Steamy Trailer for 2017 Naked Calendar

The Dieux Du Stade caused quite the stir with their NSFW calendar shoot last year; primarily due to images of rugby player Sylvian Portard – that went viral, before the resurfacing of his porn past. Well now they return with the teaser for their steamy 2017 calendar. Out of all the naked calendars, the Dieux Du Stade’s is totes one of our faves; the men are always hottest and the shoots are the most homoerotic. We...

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An Unusually High Density of Bottoms means West Hollywood will be Sexless by 2022
Jul01

An Unusually High Density of Bottoms means West Hollywood will be Sexless by 2022

You may have heard the saying, “Finding a top in West Hollywood is like finding a hymen in a whorehouse”, and while it’s all fun and games until gay men start scissoring, a recent report has outlined the seriousness of – what has been coined – the Tupperware Turmoil (too many bottoms, not enough tops). Researchers at the West Hollywood University of Versatility have discovered that only 9% of the...

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BREAKING! Your Relationship means Nothing Unless You Plaster it on Social Media
Jun21

BREAKING! Your Relationship means Nothing Unless You Plaster it on Social Media

CALLING all relationship newbies! We have some very important news to report regarding your recent coupling. Are you shoving your relationship down the throats of everybody you know? Bombarding their News Feeds with nauseating displays of public affection? Suffocating anyone who will listen with constant drivel about how happy you are? No? Well, you should be! A recent study at RelationshipWankers.com has shown that your relationship...

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Thought of the Day: The Good Guy/Bad Boy Complex
Feb19

Thought of the Day: The Good Guy/Bad Boy Complex

“Well, that’s why you’re still single!” Just like that. A stranger that I’d been talking to for all of five minutes had just underpinned why I’m 26 and completely boyfriend-less. And it had nothing to do with writing a trashy sex blog. Of course the conclusion had arisen from that question girls love to ask gay guys; ‘what kind of guys do you go for?’ Erm, the wrong ones? The one’s...

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DATING TALES: Dry January
Feb03

DATING TALES: Dry January

Dry January is for dry bitches. Well, so I used to think. But maybe I’m getting old, or maybe (read: probably) just drinking more than the average person is supposed to, but I just can’t hack the hangovers no more. So, yeah, like totally giving up drink for January. OBVS not giving up men though. As talking of dry, my sex life was arid AF. My gooch was like the fucking Saraha. Seriously, I thought I found grey hairs on my...

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Gay Guy On ‘First Dates’ Says “Men In Heels Make Him Embarrassed To Be Gay” – REALLY, QUEEN?
Feb01

Gay Guy On ‘First Dates’ Says “Men In Heels Make Him Embarrassed To Be Gay” – REALLY, QUEEN?

If any of you caught First Dates last week (or maybe it was the week before), you’ll have seen Daniel May who went on a date with Paulo. Daniel posed some reasonably strong views on the fact that Paulo liked to wear heels, in fact he even went as far as saying that men who wear heels make him feel embarrassed to be gay. GuysLikeU followed up with Daniel, to ask him a few questions, where he continued to exert absolutely zero...

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News: Three Boys Arrested For Kidnapping & Attempting To Rob Grindr User
Jan24

News: Three Boys Arrested For Kidnapping & Attempting To Rob Grindr User

After recent warning that a gang in South London were using Grindr to rob people, comes a tale of armed kidnapping and robbery. Although, we’re not sure if it should still be called ‘kid’napping, when it’s the toddlers that were holding the gun. Three youths lured in a horny Grindr gremlin in West Palm Beach, but he didn’t get the kind of group fun one hopes for. In fact, they piled into his car,...

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How You Know When You’re Fucking With A Fuckboy
Jan19

How You Know When You’re Fucking With A Fuckboy

Fuck boy; originally the term was just a throwaway insult for a no-good man, like ‘scrub’ or ‘loser’. But with misinterpretation across the world wide web, it’s developed to having deeper meaning that refers to a man that doesn’t care about, or know how to treat, his partner. A bit like a player, but oh so much worse. We recently spoke about what makes a gentleman, and now we’re discussing the...

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From Soho To WeHo: How Dating On The Gay Scene Compares…
Dec18

From Soho To WeHo: How Dating On The Gay Scene Compares…

The dating scene in London is bleaker than the weather; and that’s an understatement. Eventually one tires of the monotonous roundabout of fuckboys, trashbags and dickheads, waiting for one of the decent blokes to split up with his basic boyfriend and get off. Is it too much to ask that a man doesn’t send you mixed signals or go under in the middle of oral sex?  So there’s the vain sliver of hope that in a change of cities, the tide...

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5 Reasons Coffee Dates Are The Absolute Worst
Dec07

5 Reasons Coffee Dates Are The Absolute Worst

Once you reach a certain number of dates, around about the 400 mark, you are often able to make decisions as to what will constitute a good date, and what will not. For example, if he suggests going bar-hopping, you know that you’ll probably be leaving his place at 7am like this: Whereas if he suggests a coffee date, it’s quite obvious that you’ll be leaving with no real idea of who he is, apart from the fact he...

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30 Hilarious Memes That Totally *Nail* Your Gay Sex Life
Nov12

30 Hilarious Memes That Totally *Nail* Your Gay Sex Life

From dick pics, to casual sex, to single life. Because. Memes. 1. Because you would never let your best friend get off that easily 2. EVERY weekend in your 20s (and sometimes 30s): 3. Those times when you really have to be strong 4. HOLLA to all those men who are Masc4Masc – when they want to be… 5. The reason you don’t put underwear on to go grocery shopping 6. When your man knows his anal geography: 7. And when he...

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