The Road from Vauxhall — Where will the Club Kids of South London End Up?
Sep11

The Road from Vauxhall — Where will the Club Kids of South London End Up?

Recently reminiscing about our wild clubbing days, we have to admit that we’re grateful we survived… I remember the first time I went to Beyond. I did a shot so big, I grabbed this guy’s boner on the podium and then passed out on a tranny’s head like a deflating balloon. Thinking I was single ’cause I was just too fierce, but actually it’s cause I spent five years with a gammy eye and ketmaine...

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Dating: Being Single is Worse than Being Fat — Study Claims
Aug10

Dating: Being Single is Worse than Being Fat — Study Claims

Are you a single pringle? Well, you may be better off hitting the Pringles tub instead, a new study claims. The new research which was presented at the 125th Annual Convention of the American Psychological Association, informs that being a bachelor (or spinster) not only presents a greater danger than becoming dickpressed (depression one suffers from a distinct lack of vitamin D), but leads to social isolation and loneliness that is...

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Are Gay Men Guilty of ‘Body Elitism’ and ‘Ab Privilege’?
Aug07

Are Gay Men Guilty of ‘Body Elitism’ and ‘Ab Privilege’?

People with naturally athletic bodies were born with an upper hand in life; and while the topic of body image/dysmorphia in gay culture is often hot, it’s now being suggested that these people benefit from ‘ab privilege’, and therefore don’t suffer from the same prejudice and ‘body elitism’ from an imagine-obsessed gay society. There was an article on the Gay Star News recently, regarding a young boy, Elias, that had recovered from...

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Gays Overheard: Tucking, Twerking & Topping
Jul21

Gays Overheard: Tucking, Twerking & Topping

*CLAXTON* Gays Overheard returns for another ridiculous series of one-liners from fags and their hags. This time one queen gets her alarms mixed up, a hag that’s naturally impressed by Trinity the Tuck, the simple desire for the glamorous life of a council couple. Heard something funny, ridiculous or ratchet? Tweet: @Anthony_Gilet ...

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Dating: Let’s Talk About Sexuality as a Spectrum
Jul14

Dating: Let’s Talk About Sexuality as a Spectrum

I was at the gym this morning when I began feeling mildly sexually aroused. Partly due to the bald guy with the ginger beard, and partly due to the brunette Ariana with the high ponytail and pink thong riding up as she cycled. Considering I’d been gay since I can remember, it was a bit of a surprise. I’d came out as gay at eighteen and have no intention of changing that label, despite picturing shoving it between her tight slender...

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Dating: 7 Reasons Basic Bitches are in a Relationship Before You
Jul11

Dating: 7 Reasons Basic Bitches are in a Relationship Before You

It can be a daily struggle with the number of basic couples swamping our News Feeds with their simple celebrations of having found another village bitch to spend the next three weeks of their life in love with. But regardless, we question, how did they meet someone before me?  Are they actually a bigger catch than me? Well before you start questioning your sanity, though we may believe that they are meeting men despite their...

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Dating: I went on a ‘Drug Date’ and Here’s What Happened
Jun16

Dating: I went on a ‘Drug Date’ and Here’s What Happened

Dates come in all shapes and sizes; the coffee date, lunch date, the hook-up (where you skip the actual date and jump straight into his bed). And living in New York, you’ll experience them all (gym date, anyone?) But I was currently being faced with what appeared to be a ‘drug date’: Danny was a South London-looking guy I’d met at the opening of a Manhattan bar last month. My friend Darren had decided to play Cupid while he was...

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Gays Overheard NYC: Belly Buttons, Bulbasaur Bell-Ends & Blasphemy
Jun07

Gays Overheard NYC: Belly Buttons, Bulbasaur Bell-Ends & Blasphemy

It’s not long before we leave the Big Apple and return to the Big Smoke, but that still ain’t stopped y’all saying some of crassest, sassiest and trashiest things – you want an insight into New York – get these bitches… This week’s edition touches on the pitfalls of dating a, erm, larger top, a confusing bell-end, and icky belly buttons. Heard some ratchet shit? Tweet:...

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Dear Casual Partners, My Sex Life is None of Your Damn Business
Jun07

Dear Casual Partners, My Sex Life is None of Your Damn Business

I won’t lie and say I was surprised to received a message from a former flame while living stateside. Men are like kids; you take away the toy they previously discarded and suddenly they wanna play with it again. Perhaps he was wondering if we could’ve worked after all, or perhaps he just wanted a homecoming bang, but all I know is that even Casper weren’t that transparent, and he was a fucking ghost. But the conversation took a...

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FAGONY AUNT: “I’m Secretly Bisexual and Cheating on my Fiancée with Other Men”
Jun01

FAGONY AUNT: “I’m Secretly Bisexual and Cheating on my Fiancée with Other Men”

I CAN’T stop sleeping with men even though I am marrying the woman of my dreams in three months. I’m 25 and my lovely fiancée is 23. We met two years ago at a mutual friend’s party and we have a great relationship. We both love decorating our home and planning our future together — kids, the lot. When we met, I had been on my own since my secret relationship with another man ended. I did not tell my fiancée about my former boyfriend...

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Dating: When your Grindr Meet turns into a Therapy Session
May02

Dating: When your Grindr Meet turns into a Therapy Session

When you meet strangers off hook-up apps, the least you expect is to have your balls lightened, but my latest online liaison dumped his emotional load all over my chest instead. I’d been getting white girl wasted all evening on a gay boat party. Well, it was LGBT with a capital L. Total fish market. Anyway, all that fresh air and Tequila had me so licked that my homecoming was accompanied with slutty Grindr exchanges. What else are...

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Dating: Getting to the Bottom of our Sexual Preferences
Apr19

Dating: Getting to the Bottom of our Sexual Preferences

I rolled my eyes as each member in the group divulged their position in bed. In this really what we’d been resorted to in a bar on a Wednesday night? Watching the bottom’s salivate as the tops identified themselves, and the tops eye-up their counterparts like a piece of meat, while the versatile queens greedily checked out everyone like bisexuals. Apparently sexual compatibility was just as important – if not more so –...

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FAGONY AUNT: “My Addiction to Escorts is Getting me into Debt!”
Apr19

FAGONY AUNT: “My Addiction to Escorts is Getting me into Debt!”

I HAD sex with two escorts in three days – and now I’m worried I’m getting hooked on them. I’m a 25-year-old gay guy and have never had a boyfriend. I’m a computer programmer for a big software company. I work with lots of different people but I never seem to have anyone interested in me. Everyone is geeky and they’re wrapped up in their work rather than wanting to go out. My friend told me about an escort agency he used. I signed up...

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Dating: Are our Lowest Denominators of Intimacy Preventing us from Finding Love?
Apr17

Dating: Are our Lowest Denominators of Intimacy Preventing us from Finding Love?

I’d only been stateside for a New York minute when I found myself chatting to a group of friendly strangers in Boxers, a gay sports bar (sort of). There’s footie on the TV, but Christina Aguilera whaling out the speakers. Anyway, those damn Happy Hours got me chewing stranger’s ears off like a piece of bacon fat. And it wasn’t long before the cocktalk ensued. This week’s topic of discussion was how we can...

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EXCLUSIVE: Colby Melvin “Gay Men Need to be less Apologetic about Sex”
Apr13

EXCLUSIVE: Colby Melvin “Gay Men Need to be less Apologetic about Sex”

He’s amassed a social media following of over 2 million, has modelled for a number of underwear brands – despite the odds being against him (at 5’7″), and is now moving further into the world of activism, Colby Melvin sits down with C&C to chat unapologetic sexuality, shame within the gay community and his love life.  C&C: So you’ve just been announced as the ambassador for Adam Male, tell us how that...

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