8 Super Hot Australians We’d Like to Take Down the Aisle, Now Gay Marriage is Legal
Nov17

8 Super Hot Australians We’d Like to Take Down the Aisle, Now Gay Marriage is Legal

As America submerges into the past, the Aussies are finally coming into the 21st century. After a referendum vote, Down Under voted YES to marriage equality. And as people all over the world celebrate, our office is perusing the prospect of an Australian husband… Here’s just some of the mouth-watering men on offer. Clearly, some (all?) are straight, but hey, it’s not like even we’d have a chance if they were gay anyway, so we’ll just...

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FAGONY AUNT: My Boyfriend Doesn’t Want Sex, But Makes it My Fault
Nov16

FAGONY AUNT: My Boyfriend Doesn’t Want Sex, But Makes it My Fault

MY partner never wants sex but somehow he always makes it my fault. We are both men and have a healthy, active lifestyle. I am 31. My partner is 33. We have been together for ten years and our sex life has dwindled. Last year we only had sex twice. We are like friends, not lovers these days. I’ve tried everything to get the spark going but there is always an excuse. He said I was overweight, so I went to the gym and lost 2st. Then he...

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MAN CANDY: Naked Josh Hutcherson Fights Hung Version of Himself in ‘Future Man’ [NSFW]
Nov16

MAN CANDY: Naked Josh Hutcherson Fights Hung Version of Himself in ‘Future Man’ [NSFW]

Hunger Games‘ Josh Hutcherson stirred fan’s appetite in Future Man, Hulu’s new show which aired last night. Well, if there’s one way to get audiences to watch your pilot, it’s to have A-list get their dick out. Well, wear a prosthetic anyway. We haven’t got round to watching it yet, so we can’t weigh-in on how mediocre reviews are saying it is. But in this scene, Hutcherson, who plays a...

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People Magazine Name Blake Shelton Sexiest Man Alive, Because Apparently it’s April 1st
Nov15

People Magazine Name Blake Shelton Sexiest Man Alive, Because Apparently it’s April 1st

People Magazine’s Sexiest Man/Woman annual has been running for 29 years, and is a relatively respected title to snag – in the world of gossip media. Former crown-wearers include Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Ben Affleck, Ryan Reynolds, and Matt Damon. (In fact, it should be noted that there hasn’t been a black winner in 21 YEARS! Since Denzel Washington in ’96). And then there’s Blake Shelton. You...

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Men Flashing Their Junk on ‘Only Fans’ Sites, are Being Exposed on Tumblr
Nov15

Men Flashing Their Junk on ‘Only Fans’ Sites, are Being Exposed on Tumblr

If you have told us 15 years ago that there’d be a resurgence of webcam ‘models’, flashing their body parts and performing sex acts online, we’d have scoffed in your face. Remember when it would be, like, totally scandalous if you saw someone you knew getting jiggy on webcam? Yet here we are, with half the gay community using ‘Only Fans’ sites to promote themselves as “public figures”...

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That’s a Wrap! Compilation of 60 Films Featuring Graphic Self-Love Scenes [Video]
Nov15

That’s a Wrap! Compilation of 60 Films Featuring Graphic Self-Love Scenes [Video]

A lot of the time, in films, especially when it comes to the ‘erotic’ scenes, there’ll be props, stunt-doubles, and all the other smoke and mirrors that prevents us from seeing the REAL deal. Ugh. Like do you think I paid $19 to see Chris Hemsworth wear a prosthetic penis?! Thieving bastards. But thanks to the guys over at Mr.Man, there’s a compilation of 60 (YES SIXTY!!) unsimulated (that means all actors are...

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MAN CANDY: Aussie Model and YouTuber Brandy Martignago goes Full Frontal [NSFW]
Nov15

MAN CANDY: Aussie Model and YouTuber Brandy Martignago goes Full Frontal [NSFW]

When it comes to picking up on hot models, considered our eyes PEELED. Today we’re eye-fucking Brandy Martignago, (and we thought there was only Brandy we’d ever have affections for). From Bondi Beach, they sure do make ’em alright Down Under. The self-confessed cuddle-enthusiast appeared to have no qualms about stripping nekkid for this farmyard shoot; mhmm, hunnay, we wouldn’t mind milking him. He’s...

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The Real ‘Stranger Thing’ is What’s in Joe Keery’s Pants
Nov15

The Real ‘Stranger Thing’ is What’s in Joe Keery’s Pants

After finishing second installment of Stranger Things it’s fair to say we had some QUESTIONS: Will Eleven return (again)? Is that the last of the Upside? And what exactly is in Joe Keery’s pants? OK, it’s probably not that much of a mystery, but let’s look into the evidence just in case. It also explains how Keery, who plays Steve, managed to bag the girl over Dacre Montgomery. I mean, GURL, he brought you...

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MAN CANDY: German Tycoon Bastian Yotta Bares All at the Beach [NSFW]
Nov15

MAN CANDY: German Tycoon Bastian Yotta Bares All at the Beach [NSFW]

He may have a seven-figure bank account, but… Oh no, wait, we’re done. Bastian Yotta, the flashy German tycoon, who allegedly spends $100,000 a month on parties, cocaine, cars and shopping trips, seems cannot afford to keep his trunks on. Bastian was papped emerging from the sea, Bond-style, only letting it all hang out. Apparently the cosmetics tycoon and his wife were hounded out of Germany for being too flashy, so they...

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Everybody Wants to be the Stylist Airbrushing Dacre Montgomery’s Abs [Video]
Nov14

Everybody Wants to be the Stylist Airbrushing Dacre Montgomery’s Abs [Video]

If you didn’t hate your job enough, there’s a chance you might hate it a little bit more after watching this. Sarah Hindsgaul is the stylist on set of Stranger Things, and she was clearly a very good person in her last life, as in this one, she’s airbrushing Dacre Montgomery’s abs. Can certainly think of worse things to get paid for. Funny how they never mention this kind of stuff in the University descriptions...

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Is Our New Found ‘Independence’ Fuelling the Modern Love Crisis?
Nov14

Is Our New Found ‘Independence’ Fuelling the Modern Love Crisis?

‘Independent’ is often seen as a good quality, but could it be blocking the pathway to meeting a significant other? A boy I hooked-up with recently seems to think so: “Like there’s the whole ‘I’m doing it all for me’, ‘as long as I’m happy that’s the main thing’, mentality that is drummed into us.” “But actually, what that mentality does instead is make you...

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FAGONY AUNT: Is it OK to Bang My Cheating Ex’s Brother?
Nov14

FAGONY AUNT: Is it OK to Bang My Cheating Ex’s Brother?

I’ve been flirting with my ex’s brother for a few weeks via Grindr after my ex and I broke up about a month ago. I caught him cheating on me with some guys. We were together for 2 years and were about to move in with each other. I’m heartbroken by it, but also infuriated and feel like he needs to be taught a lesson. I’ve been chatting with his brother who is also gay and he seems to be fairly up for a meet and muck about… He knows...

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George Takei Denies Sexual Assault, After Previously Confessing to Groping “Afraid” Date
Nov14

George Takei Denies Sexual Assault, After Previously Confessing to Groping “Afraid” Date

‘OH MY’ turned into UH-OH, for Star Trek’s George Takei as he became the latest Hollywood celebrity to face sexual assault accusations. A male model claims that Takei groped him after a date back in 1981, something that Takei vehemently denies. “It simply did not happen,” he explains in a Facebook post to his friends. Scott Brunton told The Hollywood Reporter that he met the actor in a bar, before later...

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Want Superpowers? All You Have to do is Give Up Mastubration… Apparently
Nov14

Want Superpowers? All You Have to do is Give Up Mastubration… Apparently

Ever wished you could fly like Superman? Or swing from building to building like Spiderman? Well, judging by the suggestions in the “NoFappers” Reddit group, all they did was give up jacking off. The group, formed of nearly 200,000 wankers subscribers say abstaining from watching porn, engaging in sexual self-care, or having sex can actually “seize control of your sexuality and turn it into superpowers.” Hmm, like healing...

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Documentary on Gay Cruises: ‘Dream Boat’ or Shipwreck? [Trailer]
Nov13

Documentary on Gay Cruises: ‘Dream Boat’ or Shipwreck? [Trailer]

Ever wondered what goes down on a gay cruise? Well, judging from this sea-sailing documentary, it’s not just the go-go boys. While gay cruises certainly have their appeal, there’s always that lingering apprehension about being stuck in the middle of the ocean with all your drunken mistakes form the night before. Dream Boat, follows five men with different ethnical and cultural backgrounds boarding the cruise to escape...

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